^^^If you want to talk like that to me why dont you come here and say it to my face so that I can answer your insults with a swift fist to your nose. Yea you have a lot to say from 432 miles away from me but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv stuck on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die.

Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing

I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type all of this up. Dont want anymore problems? I didnt think so......

 

Yeah for real! If you think you can come in here and flex on us like you best be ready to throw down. Perhaps we can discuss this today in person? Let me know a time and place and I'm sure we can sort out our differences. If you don't respond, I'll presume you're just some Internet b!tch that needs to be slapped like one.

 

Hey you ****, next time you wanna talk ****, know one thing, I don't ****ing play around when it comes to **** talking ******s like yourself, so if you wanna talk ****, i suggest you do it to my face. give me your ****ing address and you can live in ****ing japan for all i care, i'll be there within 24 hours and guess what, you wouldn't have the guts to say that **** to my face once you see how ****ing ripped I am.

 

come at me, bro. i'm pretty ripped too. you don't know me either so stop assuming, *****. ripped or not, i'll smack the god fearing **** out of you then put my foot up your *** and break it off. you can't survive on my end of the webz and you knowz i knowz that you knowz my ********in addressezzz *****. stop trollin and start rollin. imma kill me a korean and bbq his ***** ***....

 

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no ****ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *******.

 

this looks like fun

https://www.evolutionm.net/forums/no...-car-show.html

 

see you there.

 

thanks you guys for the entertainment! Carry on

 

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you ******. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, mother****er, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

 

Bull**** dude, bull****. I once ate a tray of 24 assorted muffins: blueberry, lemon poppy-seed, cranberry apple, banana nut, even bran. Large muffins too, like you'd buy at the bakery, not grocery store mini-muffins. I ate the first five or six out of hunger, and the next dozen I can only attribute to gluttony, but the last half dozen were devoured by determination alone. A part of me wanted to stop - I was full, the muffins had become repulsive, and there was a disconcerting pressure in my chest. The other, stronger part of me knew that if I gave up on that muffin platter I would admit limitation. A limited man can rationalize his every weakness, turn away from every challenge, live his life within the narrow confines of comfort; that's not how I live my life. But I digress. It took six days for my bowels to move, and when they did I shat a monolithic muffin block so wide it could not be flushed, so dense it would not dissolve with repeated flushing, and so heavy it took two hands to lift. The measure of anxiety, pain, pride and love is indescribable, so don't tell me I don't understand childbirth.

 

Stop spamming you little piece of ****. Nobody wants you here. I hope a pig ****s you in the *** again. I'm tired of your inferiority staining this forum. Now get the **** out of this forum and never come back.

 

I don't know what to say about this. I feel the need to say something, but I just don't know... speechless?

Bravo? Muffin Savant? Necrophilia? Brilliance?

After passing the muffin block, I suspect that he could take on a Donkey without lube.

 

You bishes be trippin

 

On a lighter note, I call this color Primer Metallic

 

thanks to me for the sweet deal