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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by igo4bmx
just "tanya harding" everyone broseph
That's one sick sob.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 06:22 AM
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<--- still ain't skurd!

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if i see anyone within 10' from my car snooping around next weekend, they will receive a swift drop kick to the nutz. you've been warned.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 06:25 AM
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Hello and good morning.

I just came a cross this thread and couldnt stop laughting. I'll be checking it regularly now.

Where do you guys have your meets?
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 07:04 AM
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We have our meats at LVGP. Monday night, be there or don't ever post in this thread again!
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 07:05 AM
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It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-*** on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his c***, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick c***. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a b****, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my c*** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my c*** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his c***, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his c*** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his ***. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by grillpt
We have our meats at LVGP. Monday night, be there or don't ever post in this thread again!
oh snap! ethuggin done right.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by grillpt
We have our meats at LVGP. Monday night, be there or don't ever post in this thread again!
I do not understand. Can't someone just post in a public forum?

Originally Posted by igo4bmx
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-*** on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his c***, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick c***. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a b****, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my c*** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my c*** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his c***, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his c*** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his ***. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

...and I get a hard time for posting a hippo with explosive diarrhea!
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Team Foren
Hey Tai , They be talking about you and Marc http://www.narraonline.com/joomla/ne...len-usttc.html
From track ***** to track warrior. But you have no Evolution Revolution on the Kart course.

Originally Posted by honda-guy
if i see anyone within 10' from my car snooping around next weekend, they will receive a swift drop kick to the nutz. you've been warned.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 08:20 AM
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NNR will be in da house and will be watch dogs for my car next weekend. i heard they be kung fu expert and trained under Master Bruce
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 08:57 AM
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^i do not recall agreeing to any sort of arrangement.


you must be talking about my imitators.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 09:14 AM
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Nonstop Nonsense Racing and No Nguyen Racing will be in the hizzy! Its gonna be an epic hardparking event.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 09:29 AM
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stop hatin'
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 09:34 AM
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^ stop faking
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 09:42 AM
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Should have another PCD guy to add. He'll slowly make his way into these neck of the woods soon. Stay tooned bishes.
Old Jun 1, 2012 | 09:46 AM
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WTF you talking about?



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