Who the effe eats baby powder?




Happy Friday, bishes! (I know I'z late)

 

How else is she supposed to make the baby grow? Duh.

 

You work in a hospital for pregnant chick.

I work in a hospital with two methadone clinics on either side of it.

I win.


How many people come into your ER just having their *** beat with beer bottles fully enveloped by their rectums? And that happens on more than one occassion; the majority of it being voluntary beer bottle in the *** situation.

 

 

In general, what race are they?

 

Black and white.

 

^ so azn don't be playing that game sit on the bottle.

 

Never would have thought black. Whities be getting into some freaking sh*t.

 

ever see that video of a man putting a bottle up his *** then it shatters and he is gushing blood?

feels good man

 

ninja

I resemble that! (in response to chu's post, not james)

 

yes lol, i luck out and not have to deal with general population...just woman. and man does it make me glad im single.


for the cute residents...obviously.

 

I'd actually say it's more black than white that have been here with it. But both are equally able to be crazy. There seems to be more white junkies than black but it may also just be the neighborhood.

You should see some of the gay Asian dudes we get in here. One guy (family member of a patient) wears high heels. It's not hard for him to walk in them since he seems like he floats into the room. Major queen.

 

I work in South Philly. I don't consider them the "general population" though. They're South Philly people.

It's a teaching hospital so we have a regular flow of new, young faces coming through.