Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
guy at gas station....Nice car bro
me..thanks
guy at gas station...I always wanted a lancer sti evo
me....LMFAO
me....pulls into parking lot bov goes off...get out of car start walking into store
lady....haha is that all you got???? I have a 4banger and can do better then that (89 ford ranger)
me.....lol and walked away
she must of though the bov was a burnout
my brother has a 92 Pontiac firebird straight pipe v8......revs his motor at me playing around my daughter (5 years old) say Tio your car is slow my daddy is faster lol.....my daughter is the best
me..thanks
guy at gas station...I always wanted a lancer sti evo
me....LMFAO
me....pulls into parking lot bov goes off...get out of car start walking into store
lady....haha is that all you got???? I have a 4banger and can do better then that (89 ford ranger)
me.....lol and walked away
she must of though the bov was a burnout
my brother has a 92 Pontiac firebird straight pipe v8......revs his motor at me playing around my daughter (5 years old) say Tio your car is slow my daddy is faster lol.....my daughter is the best
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Joined: Jul 2013
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From: Arizona
So most of you know i have replaced my Mitsu DSM star on the front of my Evo with a Descepticon emblem. My Whole Evo has no emblems or EVO tags on it all all, so most people dont know WTF it is thats blowing past them.
So anyway i took my son to school yesterday and a small kid with his mom looked at my car and said "SEE MOM I TOLD YOU THEY ARE REAL" while pointing at my emblem.
So anyway i took my son to school yesterday and a small kid with his mom looked at my car and said "SEE MOM I TOLD YOU THEY ARE REAL" while pointing at my emblem.
I usually start my car about 5 mins before I leave for work and I had my next door neighbor come over one day. He asked me if I could turn the idle of my car down bc it is really loud. I was like wtf!?!
Sometimes I get........Is that turbo'd? :/
Sometimes I get........Is that turbo'd? :/
Last edited by Wicked Evo 9; Aug 9, 2013 at 06:31 PM.
Kinda of a longer one that happened a few years back, but I'll share..
Cruised up to a Friday night meet North of Denver
Long work week and I'm a bit tired so I took off around 10 PM, as I'm cruising back on I-25 South to Denver, I see the flashing lights behind me...
I immediately reduce my speed, put my hazards on and go an extra 1/4 mile to safely pull off on off ramp, shut the car off.
cop: "Sir, did you know you were doing 80 mph in a 55 mph?"
me: Yes, sorry officer" **hands over license, registration and insurance**
cop: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
me: "No, not a drop"
cop: "Sir, where are you coming from, a bar?"
me: "No, up North, not a bar"
cop: "Sir, I smell alcohol in your car!"
me: "Officer I do not have alcohol in the car I have not been drinking"
cop: "What am I smelling?!"
me: "Sir, you are probably smelling the e85 fuel"
cop: "What??? Fuel"
me: "Sir, that is what you are smelling, my fuel"
cop: "Get out of the car now"
More cops arrive...(as usual)
He proceeds to do a full roadside sobriety test on me, I go along with it because I never did it before and knew I had ZERO alcohol in me. Finally I finish and he has me do a breathalyzer passes it to his cop buddies as they are all huddled around it.....ZEROs
So he runs my paper work, tell and comes back to me (its been like 45 mins)
cop: "Sir, thanks for being cooperative...you are getting away with a warning today...slow down"
me: **silence, I get back in the car SMH and roll home feeling lucky**
Cruised up to a Friday night meet North of Denver
Long work week and I'm a bit tired so I took off around 10 PM, as I'm cruising back on I-25 South to Denver, I see the flashing lights behind me...
I immediately reduce my speed, put my hazards on and go an extra 1/4 mile to safely pull off on off ramp, shut the car off.
cop: "Sir, did you know you were doing 80 mph in a 55 mph?"
me: Yes, sorry officer" **hands over license, registration and insurance**
cop: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
me: "No, not a drop"
cop: "Sir, where are you coming from, a bar?"
me: "No, up North, not a bar"
cop: "Sir, I smell alcohol in your car!"
me: "Officer I do not have alcohol in the car I have not been drinking"
cop: "What am I smelling?!"
me: "Sir, you are probably smelling the e85 fuel"
cop: "What??? Fuel"
me: "Sir, that is what you are smelling, my fuel"
cop: "Get out of the car now"
More cops arrive...(as usual)
He proceeds to do a full roadside sobriety test on me, I go along with it because I never did it before and knew I had ZERO alcohol in me. Finally I finish and he has me do a breathalyzer passes it to his cop buddies as they are all huddled around it.....ZEROs
So he runs my paper work, tell and comes back to me (its been like 45 mins)
cop: "Sir, thanks for being cooperative...you are getting away with a warning today...slow down"
me: **silence, I get back in the car SMH and roll home feeling lucky**
Kinda of a longer one that happened a few years back, but I'll share..
Cruised up to a Friday night meet North of Denver
Long work week and I'm a bit tired so I took off around 10 PM, as I'm cruising back on I-25 South to Denver, I see the flashing lights behind me...
I immediately reduce my speed, put my hazards on and go an extra 1/4 mile to safely pull off on off ramp, shut the car off.
cop: "Sir, did you know you were doing 80 mph in a 55 mph?"
me: Yes, sorry officer" **hands over license, registration and insurance**
cop: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
me: "No, not a drop"
cop: "Sir, where are you coming from, a bar?"
me: "No, up North, not a bar"
cop: "Sir, I smell alcohol in your car!"
me: "Officer I do not have alcohol in the car I have not been drinking"
cop: "What am I smelling?!"
me: "Sir, you are probably smelling the e85 fuel"
cop: "What??? Fuel"
me: "Sir, that is what you are smelling, my fuel"
cop: "Get out of the car now"
More cops arrive...(as usual)
He proceeds to do a full roadside sobriety test on me, I go along with it because I never did it before and knew I had ZERO alcohol in me. Finally I finish and he has me do a breathalyzer passes it to his cop buddies as they are all huddled around it.....ZEROs
So he runs my paper work, tell and comes back to me (its been like 45 mins)
cop: "Sir, thanks for being cooperative...you are getting away with a warning today...slow down"
me: **silence, I get back in the car SMH and roll home feeling lucky**
Cruised up to a Friday night meet North of Denver
Long work week and I'm a bit tired so I took off around 10 PM, as I'm cruising back on I-25 South to Denver, I see the flashing lights behind me...
I immediately reduce my speed, put my hazards on and go an extra 1/4 mile to safely pull off on off ramp, shut the car off.
cop: "Sir, did you know you were doing 80 mph in a 55 mph?"
me: Yes, sorry officer" **hands over license, registration and insurance**
cop: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
me: "No, not a drop"
cop: "Sir, where are you coming from, a bar?"
me: "No, up North, not a bar"
cop: "Sir, I smell alcohol in your car!"
me: "Officer I do not have alcohol in the car I have not been drinking"
cop: "What am I smelling?!"
me: "Sir, you are probably smelling the e85 fuel"
cop: "What??? Fuel"
me: "Sir, that is what you are smelling, my fuel"
cop: "Get out of the car now"
More cops arrive...(as usual)
He proceeds to do a full roadside sobriety test on me, I go along with it because I never did it before and knew I had ZERO alcohol in me. Finally I finish and he has me do a breathalyzer passes it to his cop buddies as they are all huddled around it.....ZEROs
So he runs my paper work, tell and comes back to me (its been like 45 mins)
cop: "Sir, thanks for being cooperative...you are getting away with a warning today...slow down"
me: **silence, I get back in the car SMH and roll home feeling lucky**
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Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 190
Likes: 4
From: Chesapeake, Virginia
How is it an insult? Whoever bought it should know it's an automatic. It's just like the people who say a Honda S2000 is a mid engine car because the engine sits behind front axles.