TEMEVO/SFL
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Joined: Jun 2002
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
PRVRT - Take me out of the next meet Nov 13, I'll be out of town.
Put me in for the Sport Compact event Dec 12.
Put me in Both AutoX events.
Put me in for the Road Trip in January around MLK day.
Put me in for the Sport Compact event Dec 12.
Put me in Both AutoX events.
Put me in for the Road Trip in January around MLK day.
Originally Posted by Dr Evo
I was there. You can't miss my EVO. 
very nice! just be glad it didnt fall victum to plastic wrap 0wnag3 (or hood stomp 0wnag3)!!HAWT!
AND NAWT:
^^^^
lol, i have no idea. i dont think the 'owned' would fit /wout the wrap. lots more where that came from:
http://www.southfloridaracing.com/fo...5&pagenumber=1
was lots of fun. check out the VW stompage. what would posses u to do that to ur car? then again, the dude DOES have an interfooler =)
lol, i have no idea. i dont think the 'owned' would fit /wout the wrap. lots more where that came from:
http://www.southfloridaracing.com/fo...5&pagenumber=1
was lots of fun. check out the VW stompage. what would posses u to do that to ur car? then again, the dude DOES have an interfooler =)
Originally Posted by blk-majik
^^^^
lol, i have no idea. i dont think the 'owned' would fit /wout the wrap. lots more where that came from:
lol, i have no idea. i dont think the 'owned' would fit /wout the wrap. lots more where that came from:
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Joined: Mar 2004
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by blk-majik
yes, i spent much time drolling over it very nice! just be glad it didnt fall victum to plastic wrap 0wnag3 (or hood stomp 0wnag3)!!
AND NAWT:
very nice! just be glad it didnt fall victum to plastic wrap 0wnag3 (or hood stomp 0wnag3)!!AND NAWT:
its asianrick's car. he is a mod on southfloridaracking.com and founder of corollacarclub.com. hes a good guy, but we give him **** about his car all the time. Part of his body kit is duct taped on. The idea was that this would work a bit better than the duct tape The TV screen was to give the 'pimp my ride' effect. i think they were a bit off the mark. but its ok, caus its still rep'n the ralliart!
and it did get worse. this dude decided to trash his own hood:
wut ever =) here is the aftermath: http://www.southfloridaracing.com/fo...&postid=276387
i would have done the same to my car if it was riding airbags and had an interfooler in a stock VW
The TV screen was to give the 'pimp my ride' effect. i think they were a bit off the mark. but its ok, caus its still rep'n the ralliart!and it did get worse. this dude decided to trash his own hood:
wut ever =) here is the aftermath: http://www.southfloridaracing.com/fo...&postid=276387
i would have done the same to my car if it was riding airbags and had an interfooler in a stock VW
Well losers I'm up in Orlando with Elemental... We had a great day at the park and NEVER had to wait in a line!!! It was awesome...
Scott, getting "Owned" means something that happens that is ****ed up to either you or your ride... Someone owns you, when you get trashed in a race, or someone wrecks into you and destroys your schit... It's like "damn, he got owned" Get it now? Old man...
Scott, getting "Owned" means something that happens that is ****ed up to either you or your ride... Someone owns you, when you get trashed in a race, or someone wrecks into you and destroys your schit... It's like "damn, he got owned" Get it now? Old man...