TEMEVO/SFL
was anyone else at the SFR bbq yesterday? saw lots of nice evo's. i was the only ralliart, but no US lancers. was a lot of fun tho =) i'll post a link to some pics when i get back from work 2nite
PRVRT - Take me out of the next meet Nov 13, I'll be out of town.
Put me in for the Sport Compact event Dec 12.
Put me in Both AutoX events.
Put me in for the Road Trip in January around MLK day.
Put me in for the Sport Compact event Dec 12.
Put me in Both AutoX events.
Put me in for the Road Trip in January around MLK day.
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Originally Posted by blk-majik
was anyone else at the SFR bbq yesterday? saw lots of nice evo's. i was the only ralliart, but no US lancers. was a lot of fun tho =) i'll post a link to some pics when i get back from work 2nite
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From: inna deh shadows
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shiit in my pants.
HE GOT THE JOB
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***Update***
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 13, 2004
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
SSKILLA
VWRyder
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
VWRyder
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
EVO_ATE_U
Scooter
***Sport Compact Event*** Sunday December 12, 2004 Moroso Motorsport Park, Meeting at Pembroke Lakes Mall as early as possible! Please, try to gas up before you goto Pembroke Lakes Mall! Let's have alot of fun there!!! This is the first event we went to and we won club participation lets see if we can go for it again!!!
PRVRT
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday December 19, 2004 (This is the re-scheduled AutoX from September) Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) Also if you are going to this event to participate please pre-register at the website to avoid the hassel of waiting in line!!! More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
EVO_ATE_U
Scooter
***ROAD TRIP***Tampa in January 15(Saturday Morning!) coming back on or before MLK Day. We are probably going to Busch Gardens!I know I am!!!
Anyone else intrested??? Please post!!!!
PRVRT
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
SSKILLA
VWRyder
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
VWRyder
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
EVO_ATE_U
Scooter
***Sport Compact Event*** Sunday December 12, 2004 Moroso Motorsport Park, Meeting at Pembroke Lakes Mall as early as possible! Please, try to gas up before you goto Pembroke Lakes Mall! Let's have alot of fun there!!! This is the first event we went to and we won club participation lets see if we can go for it again!!!
PRVRT
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday December 19, 2004 (This is the re-scheduled AutoX from September) Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) Also if you are going to this event to participate please pre-register at the website to avoid the hassel of waiting in line!!! More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
EVO_ATE_U
Scooter
***ROAD TRIP***Tampa in January 15(Saturday Morning!) coming back on or before MLK Day. We are probably going to Busch Gardens!I know I am!!!
Anyone else intrested??? Please post!!!! PRVRT
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
Last edited by PRVRT; Nov 8, 2004 at 08:47 AM.