TEMEVO/SFL
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Joined: Mar 2004
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by Dr Evo
Old!!! Far from it, I still look younger than all you bi-aaches.
Man I just weighed myself this morning, must have lost alot of weight last night, I didn't know semen weighed so much.
Man I just weighed myself this morning, must have lost alot of weight last night, I didn't know semen weighed so much.
Originally Posted by Ghost22
So what is everyone up to. Anything interesting.
I was late, So was GVR, Doc's washing his hair, and "How Else" is going to Orlando. How much more exciting can this get?
Originally Posted by Scooter
What... you're not reading the thread??
I was late, So was GVR, Doc's washing his hair, and "How Else" is going to Orlando. How much more exciting can this get?
I was late, So was GVR, Doc's washing his hair, and "How Else" is going to Orlando. How much more exciting can this get?
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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
H B Dy Doc....
Halloween Costume
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He is
embarrassed about his head and leg and doesn't know what costume to wear to
hide them, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few
days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he returns the pirate's outfit andincludes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The
long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will
really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he returns the costume and writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ***, and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He is
embarrassed about his head and leg and doesn't know what costume to wear to
hide them, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few
days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he returns the pirate's outfit andincludes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The
long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will
really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he returns the costume and writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ***, and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 195
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From: Trinidad, West Indies
Originally Posted by Scooter
What... you're not reading the thread??
I was late, So was GVR, Doc's washing his hair, and "How Else" is going to Orlando. How much more exciting can this get?
I was late, So was GVR, Doc's washing his hair, and "How Else" is going to Orlando. How much more exciting can this get?
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
Likes: 0
From: Miami
The Love Dress
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”
So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the **** are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.
“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”
So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the **** are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.
“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
Man #1: I don't know what I'm going to do about my wife's driving.
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
Man #1: I don't know what I'm going to do about my wife's driving.
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
Last edited by PRVRT; Nov 5, 2004 at 11:28 AM.