TEMEVO/SFL
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
The Love Dress
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”
So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the **** are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.
“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”
So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the **** are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.
“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by Scooter
Man #1: I don't know what I'm going to do about my wife's driving.
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
Man #2: Well, what's wrong??
Man #1: She drives like lightning...
Man #2: That fast?
Man #1: Not fast, but she keeps hitting trees!!
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
BLAH BLAH BLAH......CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
You're all just a bunch of jealous biatches. That was a great joke!! Short sweet and to the point. And if you don't agree with me I will take my wooden leg off and shove it up your asses.
then I'll dump molasses on your heads.
Originally Posted by Scooter
You're all just a bunch of jealous biatches. That was a great joke!! Short sweet and to the point. And if you don't agree with me I will take my wooden leg off and shove it up your asses. then I'll dump molasses on your heads.
then I'll dump molasses on your heads.
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
You're all just a bunch of jealous biatches. That was a great joke!! Short sweet and to the point. And if you don't agree with me I will take my wooden leg off and shove it up your asses. then I'll dump molasses on your heads.
then I'll dump molasses on your heads.
