I think Jon shot some kid with a tazer.

 

Well you know he is just trying to catch them for...........
Flamesuit on again!!!!

 

This is for you scooter!!!

 

I have a Darth Vader helmet for Scooter too, but mine is purple and blood engorged when turgid.

 

 

 

GVR can keep his helmet. And for the rest of you cultureless fools Josh Groban is an awesome singer and is on par with Pavorotti and Bocelli. He is not a "Pop" or Poop singer nor is he a jazz singer. He is a classical singer who can transend to almost all music styles. You simpletons simply have not really heard him in concert. You have probably only heard one or two of the pop style songs that he has produced for the Ignoranti. Any comparison to Michael Bolton is simply absurd as Bolton's voice has nowhere near the range or purity of Groban's. So please keep your ignorant foolish comments to yourself.

And GVR... get some help man or the guys in the white jackets will be visiting you real soon. And John will be more than happy to taser you in the process. (He likes tasers)

 

 

For my money, there's nothing better pleasuring myself in a bathtub full of chilled raw shrimp with the accompaniment of Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman pounding my tympanic membranes as I beat my meat like an Innuit clubbing a baby seal.

 

 

Time toooooooooooo

::wap wap wap::

Say goooooooooodbyeeee

::wap wap wap::

 

Sarah Brightman!!!!! That high pitched squeal she has will decalcify bones and reduce your skeletal structure to the consistency of Jello you fool. No wonder you are so screwed up, your brain has been scrambled and your auditory system has been rendered useless for anything other than listening to elevator Muzak or perhaps The Barney Movie Soundtrack!!! Quick get him to intensive care!!! I'm surprised he has enough neurons left to form a coherent thought much less match Doc at the Wapping National Championship.

 

If it wasn't for that cd, I'd never get laid.

 

If it wasn't for this CD, most rednecks would never get laid.

 

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Post withdrawn in hindsight.