well that sounds promising

the porsche should land plenty of VaaA-G

 

Yeah Wes! You have Vegas ladies, St. George ladies, and now you're stealing the wasatch valley *****?! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

 

haha well if I had enough cash on me right now to go to cali then cuz thats where the girl is I want is I'm thinking about going to go to mexico in june for a week but I could hit cali & slc with that cash and put some in my pocket/bank

 

Just move up here, I'll love you like you deserve!

 

It IS promising

And it should, but I lack the skillz. I need to learn from the master.

St. George AND Vegas girls, I didn't even think of that, leave our girls alone! Haha.

Where THE girl is that you want? Singular girl? Like, you know a girl there already, that you want? You can't have Hannah Montana, Wes

 

Ya that would put you in jail then all those ladies would have to look else where to find... Oh wait go for her Wes, more for us up here, and besides all the way hot ones up here are stuck up Mormon girls that wont even give you the time of day if you dont go to church every Sunday and are a perfect little boy i know cause i am mormon but i don't fit any of that criteria so i cant get even one .

 

From the girls I was around/knew/dated (just dated one) down at BYU, you need to go buy a Maxima or Mini-van or something I was so close to getting her to buy a Mini-S or a 3 series, but noooo, she has to buy a freaking Altima, because it makes more sense for a family car LDS girls are whack yo.

Maybe that's why the Porsche doesn't "work." If the Evo wasn't sensible, then the Porsche is about the farthest from sensible... Probably some BS about not fitting 12 child seats in the back... Pish, make the kids walk.

Speaking of girls and cars though: Evan, F an Evo X, go check out the 1 series.... SOOOOO beautiful. Just stopped by to look at them on my way home from work today. Both the 128 and 135 convertibles and coupes are nice, and pretty cute too The M3 is gorgeous too. Michelen Pilot Sports from the factory, just the way the Germans like to do performance

 

I must of nicked my sac, it stings.

 

And you're just noticing this now

 

dude, fairclough, you are digusting, all you talk about is jacking offf and your *****, did it ever occur to you that noone on a CAR FORUM wants to hear about your *****?? maybe you should go and talk about your nuts on like utah singles or something.

god this thread is SOOOOOOO off topic it is almost not worth looking at anymore

 

No she drives a evo like me and has a zo6


hahaha evan & jake you guys are funny remember I'm from slc so its okay and there is plenty of cool girls up there

I'm an off-topic ***** I used to own a swapped honda so I was raised on honda ***** threads

Hey my coversations are open to anything so I think we are all just doing our best to keep this thread alive and until something worthwhile pops up..all the other threads do the same thing

 

I knew a lady from Cali that had a Z06 and an Evo, but she's definitely not a girl. She had a Z06 and was racing it a lot, and wanted a better DD. After I kept up with her on track she decided an Evo was a decent thing to settle for to get groceries

I would HATE to date someone who drives the same car as me. But that's cuz I'd want to have another different car to drive Using girlfriends to drive their cars FTW!

And no, it isn't okay, you're a bastard . And there ain't plenty of cool girls up here.

 

i know i know, but i think it gets a lil unneccesary when we have someone coming on here describing the pain in his nuts... sorry if im off here but i personally like this thread to see whatsup with other evo owners, not their nuts

 

Quit crying, it was just a joke. I don't even shave my *****.

 

What's the body count for the BBQ?