Utah Evos
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From: SL, UT
The Porsche comments are the best though:
I wanna **** your car on a daily basis. Especially at bars etc
Also on an almost daily basis: "that was nice of your dad to let you borrow his car" Most of the time I just kindly say its mine.
"Look at that AWESOME car daddy!" "Yeah "
comments like those makes me regret that i did not get the elise insted... but then i go off road and i feel better
I wanna **** your car on a daily basis. Especially at bars etc
Also on an almost daily basis: "that was nice of your dad to let you borrow his car" Most of the time I just kindly say its mine.
"Look at that AWESOME car daddy!" "Yeah "
comments like those makes me regret that i did not get the elise insted... but then i go off road and i feel better
Anyway, I posted this on that thread, but it happened here, last night, and was hilarious, so for those too lazy to visit multiple threads:
Another funny Porsche story:
Last night I went out with some friends, mainly as a 5th wheel for two couples though there were a few other people there. Anyway, long story short the two girls wanted to ride with me from one bar to another (gorgeous girls, wearing "bar" outfits, you get the idea). Almost to the other bar they start screaming they need to pee, I pull into a busy gas station next to a car full of 18-25 yr-old guys. The door opens and "my" two girls pile out of the car, the look on the guys' face was priceless, and then they all started laughing real hard and then the one in the driver's seat gave me a nod. I thought it was really funny, especially since I never plan nor desire to "use" the car to get girls but everyone assumes I do (or says I should), though maybe you had to be there.
Welcome, and your handle is EPIC!
Okay, I'll pornograph, and photograph my pornograph and it'll be a work of friggen tragic art!
My buddy tinted my car for I believe 135 if I remember correctly. It's 5% all the way around, oh, wait, everyone already knows my tint is illegal due to the bbq/lets pull Evan over for tint even though we're all doing 100 on the freeway-cruise!
I fixed it for you Chuck!
Okay, I'll pornograph, and photograph my pornograph and it'll be a work of friggen tragic art!
My buddy tinted my car for I believe 135 if I remember correctly. It's 5% all the way around, oh, wait, everyone already knows my tint is illegal due to the bbq/lets pull Evan over for tint even though we're all doing 100 on the freeway-cruise!
I fixed it for you Chuck!
I've totally thought about it but I think its best I don't
Look guys ^ I have a boyfriend on that thread now
Anyway, I posted this on that thread, but it happened here, last night, and was hilarious, so for those too lazy to visit multiple threads:
Another funny Porsche story:
Last night I went out with some friends, mainly as a 5th wheel for two couples though there were a few other people there. Anyway, long story short the two girls wanted to ride with me from one bar to another (gorgeous girls, wearing "bar" outfits, you get the idea). Almost to the other bar they start screaming they need to pee, I pull into a busy gas station next to a car full of 18-25 yr-old guys. The door opens and "my" two girls pile out of the car, the look on the guys' face was priceless, and then they all started laughing real hard and then the one in the driver's seat gave me a nod. I thought it was really funny, especially since I never plan nor desire to "use" the car to get girls but everyone assumes I do (or says I should), though maybe you had to be there.
Anyway, I posted this on that thread, but it happened here, last night, and was hilarious, so for those too lazy to visit multiple threads:
Another funny Porsche story:
Last night I went out with some friends, mainly as a 5th wheel for two couples though there were a few other people there. Anyway, long story short the two girls wanted to ride with me from one bar to another (gorgeous girls, wearing "bar" outfits, you get the idea). Almost to the other bar they start screaming they need to pee, I pull into a busy gas station next to a car full of 18-25 yr-old guys. The door opens and "my" two girls pile out of the car, the look on the guys' face was priceless, and then they all started laughing real hard and then the one in the driver's seat gave me a nod. I thought it was really funny, especially since I never plan nor desire to "use" the car to get girls but everyone assumes I do (or says I should), though maybe you had to be there.
jk I'm cool about stuff I probably would've just said yea you like that
we're having a threesome when we get home 
speaking of the bar **** I went to the bar last night then its going to bed at 2am buzzed going **** waking up at 5:30am isnt going to be fun & it wasn't
omg this one girl I know, I wasn't paying any attention to what she was really wearing and I went for an *** grab and well she had a skirt on and I got much more haha was like oops I'm sorry didn't know you had a skirt on, shes like wes wanna do that again ****ing some girls
o yea triple posting anyone got a 9 turbo???????????????????????
I think it was vtsnake that had one awhile back?
somebody hook a brotha up
its either I buy a 9 turbo or a fmic and I think its best to get a 9 turbo dont ya think
anyone got a 9 turbo???????????????????????I think it was vtsnake that had one awhile back?
somebody hook a brotha up
its either I buy a 9 turbo or a fmic and I think its best to get a 9 turbo dont ya think
Things like that **** me off its hard to say whether I'd be cool and brush it off or put my brass knuckles in my pocket and walk past them with the look like I just ****ed your mom bish you gotta problem
jk I'm cool about stuff I probably would've just said yea you like that we're having a threesome when we get home
speaking of the bar **** I went to the bar last night then its going to bed at 2am buzzed going **** waking up at 5:30am isnt going to be fun & it wasn't omg this one girl I know, I wasn't paying any attention to what she was really wearing and I went for an *** grab and well she had a skirt on and I got much more haha was like oops I'm sorry didn't know you had a skirt on, shes like wes wanna do that again ****ing some girls
jk I'm cool about stuff I probably would've just said yea you like that
we're having a threesome when we get home speaking of the bar **** I went to the bar last night then its going to bed at 2am buzzed going **** waking up at 5:30am isnt going to be fun & it wasn't
omg this one girl I know, I wasn't paying any attention to what she was really wearing and I went for an *** grab and well she had a skirt on and I got much more haha was like oops I'm sorry didn't know you had a skirt on, shes like wes wanna do that again ****ing some girlsPS. Exactly the times I went to bed and woke up too... minus the fun "***" grab story.
My buddy tinted my car for I believe 135 if I remember correctly. It's 5% all the way around, oh, wait, everyone already knows my tint is illegal due to the bbq/lets pull Evan over for tint even though we're all doing 100 on the freeway-cruise!
I fixed it for you Chuck!
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speaking of the bar **** I went to the bar last night then its going to bed at 2am buzzed going **** waking up at 5:30am isnt going to be fun & it wasn't omg this one girl I know, I wasn't paying any attention to what she was really wearing and I went for an *** grab and well she had a skirt on and I got much more haha was like oops I'm sorry didn't know you had a skirt on, shes like wes wanna do that again ****ing some girls
omg this one girl I know, I wasn't paying any attention to what she was really wearing and I went for an *** grab and well she had a skirt on and I got much more haha was like oops I'm sorry didn't know you had a skirt on, shes like wes wanna do that again ****ing some girls
then you will be the guy always getting pulled over 
I'm Legal
I went 35% up front and 20% in the back myself but you can go alot darker in back
at night there decently dark
That's exactly what I did in the Pcar Wes. I hate darker in the rear, its so hard to see out of at night.
He deserves the name Captain Easy. Course what's sad is the girl probably wasn't ugly like you would assume with someone named Captain Easy... She is probably gorgeous
He deserves the name Captain Easy. Course what's sad is the girl probably wasn't ugly like you would assume with someone named Captain Easy... She is probably gorgeous
I've got some pretty good shots, **** got me super street ride of the month in march 
http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...14/evo_shoot2/
guest pw is cfts
true dat it is hard to see at night thats why I did the same
uglies are defenitly a negative for me
http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...14/evo_shoot2/
guest pw is cfts
That's exactly what I did in the Pcar Wes. I hate darker in the rear, its so hard to see out of at night.
He deserves the name Captain Easy. Course what's sad is the girl probably wasn't ugly like you would assume with someone named Captain Easy... She is probably gorgeous
He deserves the name Captain Easy. Course what's sad is the girl probably wasn't ugly like you would assume with someone named Captain Easy... She is probably gorgeous
uglies are defenitly a negative for me
Last edited by wesside; May 2, 2008 at 11:18 AM.