Hehehehe.... What exactly are you going to shoot me with? An airgun?? Have you actually ever shot a gun? It's quite loud, you know, I think it might scare you.... Try .45 ACP for starters (in your case probably .22 ), then go to .357 full-metal jacket. They will scare you.

A tactical baton is used for self-defense purposes and in that function it is very efficient at close range combat (i.e. street fighting). Obviously this shouldn't be used on the head as it'll split the skull open, but one or two hits to the legs bring anyone down and there is the possibility of at least a fractured bone. You see, the conversation with me is filling you with more information than you thought. But, like I've said, I'm nice like that.

Have you actually ever tuned a car yourself? And is your Evo model out of the box yet?

 

One more proverb: "The one that knows that he's stupid knows more than the one that doesn't know that he's stupid"

Which category do you belong to?

I also realise that you don't answer all my questions. Is this too much for you? In that case I slow down to your speed, if you wish.

 

7.62mm is a full metal jacket and that ain't .357 in inches.
I'll stick with the Remington. If I miss, which is unlikely, I'll just beat you with it. Even if I was unarmed, you'd never be quick enough, and I'm sure I could put your skull through with a few puches, thick as it is.Yes. Have you took your dick out of your teddy-bear's **** yet?

 

Now you're demonstrating your lack of knowledge in the field of guns too. What do you actually know something about, so that we can actually talk about SOMETHING! It would be a lot easier if you, f.e., said "hey, michaelk, I know about teddybears, let's talk about that." That would be a lot easier than you starting to talk about something and then displaying your complete ignorance about the subject.

"michaelk's help for Jaffa, No.2364":

"Have you took your dick out of your teddy-bear's **** yet?"

Replace took with taken and it'll be correct.

"michaelk's help for Jaffa No.2365":

"Full metal jacket" refers to the bullet and whether it is made out full metal (that's "full metal jacket") and there might also be some other metals in there too, to alter the way it impacts on the target (dum-dum is one example). There's bullets which are not made fully out of metal (i.e. they could have a hollow tip, etc.), those are not called "full metal jackets". "Full metal jacket" has nothing to do with the caliber that you're refering to. Got that? "Full metal jackets" have more recoil as they are heavier, quite logical, eh? If you want me to explain it to you in even simpler terms, sorry, I just can't do that.

You see, even more info.

Which Remington is that? The ladyshaver??

You keep on only answering about 50% of my questions. That either means you're avoiding them on purpose or that this is a little too much for you. I think the latter. No problem, there's all kinds of people, you know.

 

michealk,
i've only been away from this board for a week or so and have missed all the excitement.

please come back to mlr even wazuptommi doesn't irritate as many people as you do

jaffa,
big end bolts. you've been had. don't try and perpetuate the myth. and try not to wind up mk too much or he may leave the board in a huff

 

Hehehe, oli, I know I'm a drama queen, but I've learnt! Still don't forgive the MLR though, hehehehe.

Found Jaffa's weapon, looks mightily scary: http://shop.store.yahoo.com/tangs-sg/7091.html

 

If I pull the trigger, you die. You make guns far more complex than they need to be.

Brian's help for the ****e rider. Replace your dick with missing stuffing from teddybear's ****.

I was referring to the bullets on 'Full Metal Jacket' - the film. Oh, and 'caliber' should be spelt 'calibre' you intellectually challenged, short-dicked, faecal parasite.

Yeah, I thought your wife/girlfriend could do with a trim whilst I was at it/her.
Maybe I have a life that exists outside of a teddybear's **** cavity.

 

Yeah, well I can make your misses scream with it.

 

You should lend your avatar to mk. It'd be far more appropriate for him. Menemunum Duh duh du du duh.

 

Ah,

"michaelk's help for Jaffa No. 2366"

Caliber can be spelled this way, too, IF you use the American spelling. So not really wrong, given that we are on an American board.

How can you say that you were refering to the bullets from the film when you obviously went and checked whether 7.62mm is .357 of an inch? This is getting too easy now, you know.

"intellectually challenged", no you got it wrong, THIS is an "intellectual challenge" which is obviously way too much for you. Still, no replies to all my very easy questions.

I think you shouldn't use the word intellect too much, as you obviously have quite a deficite in that deprtment. Well, let's be fair, at least in the subjects that we have talked about so far.

What exactly is your fixation with teddybears? You're rhetoric is slipping badly, have you realised that yet? I would consider continuing on your shortcomings the same as kicking a man when he's down. So get up, and let's go!

Just cruisin....

 

A likely excuse.
I can work that out in my head you useless ******.
Michael's remedial class homework:
0.1in~2.5mm, 0.3in~7.5mm, 0.35in~8.75mm. Am I a bit too fast for you?

It's more fun taking the **** out of you. Your questions are all pointless garbage like this:

eg1."How is it that my dick is in the teddybear if I am on the internet?"

eg2."I'm very clever, I have a telescope. Do you have one?"

eg3."How is it that you can use a gun without knowing the specification of every bullet ever built?

eg4."Mum, where are my underwear?"

I like the way that you've spelt department. Is that American too?
No, you'd never kick a man whilst they were down. You'd be far too busy ****ing them.
Why, have your conrods failed?

 

I said "get up", not "twitch on the ground."

You're not actually saying anything anymore, your mails resemble random words put together now. I've got it now: The whole time you haven't actually understood what I have been saying! That's the only explanation I have other than to insult you. You are some little kid, aren't you? At least your intellect reflects that. If you are actually "grown-up", I feel very sorry for you, honestly. Life must be very hard for you.

And watch your language, or wait it you'd leave all the swearwords out, you wouldn't actually be able to write anything at all! Hehehe, one more question: Are you actually that stupid, or do you only pretend to be?

 

Ah, you know what, I'll kick you although you're down and out. Look, I even started using your format, maybe then you understand? Please tell me what I can do to help you.

No, not really.

You didn't understand what was funny, did you? The fact that you actually went and calculated the difference between 7.62mm and .357 of an inch THAT was REALLY stupid. Great that you can work that out in your head, at least there's something that you can do.

I never asked you these questions did I? And YOU have NEVER in your life even touched a gun. But keep on talking.... It's not the specification of every bullet that's ever been built, these are very basic things, probably already too advanced for you. If you have ever touched a loaded gun, I shudder at the thought. It would be very dangerous, given your level of intelligence. They are dangerous, you know. And it is "where IS my underwear" not what you wrote.

No, that was a typo, which I admit. Now can you explain your grammatical errors, as I explained my error?

You have a curious fixation with homosexuality. Hmmm, ermmm, ...no comment.

How would I be cruising with failed conrods??

Well, as you should have realised now, everything you wrote made no sense at all, or was wrong. Anyway,.....

 

I've already used that line on you. At least think of your own lines.
Well don't give it to anyone else.
I just find talking to you tedious/boring. The conversion has gone beyond all that is sensible, so I'm just using one-line insults now. ******. ****. Like so, you see.
Good grammar. At least read things before posting them.
I'm pretending to be so that you don't feel inferior. Oh yeah, he...he...he.