and remember that when ya get married to her, the EVO still gets to 'haul' the groceries back to the bungalow.

j.

 

What is she worth to you? This thread is getting to be stupid. Your car, believe it or not, will bring you more joy, than what I will refer to as a "***** *** trick." This "***** *** trick" is basically a money hole. How much does it cost to get a "***** *** trick" to put out? Maybe 3-4 dates if she's not that hard. So, if you spend 50 dollars each date, that can be as much as 400 dollars. 400 dollars can get you a much better prostitute.

Spend it on the car, save on the prostitute.

 

damn....i go to work for a few hours and its already at 7 pages!?!
ok, im gonna try to answer as many of these questions as short and quickly as i can, but first i would like to ask those that have opinions about me being a 16 year old with an evo to keep them to themselves.
Ok, now ill answer as many questions as i can remember:
She is hot....very hot
She puts out like crazy (i can basically snap my fingers and her clothes are off)
Im not going to break up with her, however if it does happen somehow, there are a few other girls that i could easily get
My ex is hotter than my cuurrent gf (i dumped her cuz shes messed up in the head) so if anything happens with me and my gf now, i could easily go to my ex and get some from her
No i dont have to spend a lot on her to satisfy her, i just wanna have a good time at prom

if i can think of anything more ill post some more answers
ill try to get a pic of her, my ex, and my girl in cali for you guys

 

You Are In High School Say Peace To The Broad And Pump The Rod!!!!!111

 

Yeah seriously, this thread sucks without pics.

 

If she puts out at the snap of your fingers, keep her. How much upkeep. She is worth at least $500 for prom. You are a lucky man. Why God, why did you relegate such power to someone who is inferior to me?

 

I say keep both, you got a girl and an EVO..what more could you want?

 

LOL, evotexas always giving great advice on life!

 

call Tom Leykis... he will tell u what you need to know

Leykis 101 baby~

 

im trying to shrink the pics cuz theyre too big, but if i do they become too small to see

 

Man, i wish i could get girl whos clothes come off at a snap of the finger.....man, id ask u to hook me up, but i think a 16 year old chick is a tad young for me.....i aint going to jail for banging some 16 year old (although it might be enjoyable).....im not 40, so all u pervs can back off. Im 20, so although it may not sound as bad, its still illegal (at least in illinois it is)!

 

heh rlazer....i could let you meed my ex and my gf now and you could then give everyone a description....youre like 10 mins away from me

 

i dont have a girlfriend. screw evo.

 

dude think about it this way
your gf has mods already if you have been going out with her for 2 years (jewelery, food, clothes, etc) she should be pushing 400whp

your evo on the other hand needs to be tended to! 1k can get you a great exhaust and some left over for cam gears or maybe an ecu!

 

Alright man, ill give u my expert opinion......just pm me when u get a chance!