Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
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From: Anacortes, Washington
I have a good one from back when I had my 03 EVO. It was about 6:30 in the morning on a sunday mornig and the dog had been growling at the foot of the bed for about 20 mins. I thought that she just wanted to get out but I didn't want to get up. Suddenlly my paging alarm went beep on my nightstand and I was wide awake. I quickly look out the window to see what is going on. Sure enough there are two big guys crouching behind my car. I had a bunch of stereo equipment and an indash DVD in this car so I assumed that they were trying to brake into my trunk. The alarm had chirpped at the same time but this didn't seem to startle them. So I hit the panic button and they started to book *** down the road. My girlfriend and I chassing after them barefoot. Well it turns out that they were trying to steal the wheels. The already had the car up on jacks and all of the lugnuts off. What had made the alarm chirp is they had drug one of the wheels over the bolts while trying to remove it. had the car been jacked up a little more the alarm would not have gone off. The whole thing blows me away. These were factory wheels and the sun comes up at 6:30 so it was light out. I also live on a fairly busy road. Well after this I listen to the dog more and scrapped all of the stereo equipment. The new Evo is instead all go. Oh and the good news is I got a new floor jack out of it.
I have another story.....I usually park far far away from other cars when i go to the mall or something but i think thats the wrong thing to do now. I think it makes the car stick out more. Well i went into the mall for approx. 2 mins to go get some new kicks. When i walked out sombody thought it was funny to scratch all over my bumper and spit all over my window( the spit was brown soo they had to be drinking coke or eating chocolate) . God if i had just ran out instead of walking i might have caught them. If I had caught the people who did it i think i would have killed sombody that day .
BTW....I had washed and waxed my car an hour before. It was truly disgusting....***kkin haters.
BTW....I had washed and waxed my car an hour before. It was truly disgusting....***kkin haters.
Originally Posted by daisaw1219
Yea there are too many haters toward the Evo. One time me and my cousin where driving around in his evo that he had just got that week and there were these kids in a auto civic giving us the middle finger and spitting at us.....We happened to have coconuts in the backseat soo while one kid had his window down to spit again.... bam we nailed him in the face and the next coconut put a nice dent on the lower part of the front door. We left afterwards becasue the dumb a55es stopped in the middle on the highway to see if his door was messed up.
Originally Posted by MRinChrist
No Evo vandalizism, but I did recently catch some hippies keying my mom's car's Bush/Cheney and Jesus stickers...What really got me riled up was the 3 peace signs, the "stop intolerance" bumpersticker and the anti-war sticker on the culprit's car...Interestingly it was the right wing Republican Christian who was the tolerant one, as I could barely contain myself from smashing the little communist punk's head in.
I don't know what it is about Democrats and their need to act out violently and vandalistically...I do not know how many stories i have heard of Hummers and other SUVs getting vandalized by peace loving tolerant liberals.
I don't know what it is about Democrats and their need to act out violently and vandalistically...I do not know how many stories i have heard of Hummers and other SUVs getting vandalized by peace loving tolerant liberals.
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From: moreno valley
Here is a story for guys. A while back me and my girlfriend were driving back home in here car (VW New Beetle) from getting some coffee. Anyways I usually take the freeway to avoid lights. Well there was construction being done on the freeway so there were cones everywhere. Well as I entered the freeway some retard in a truck cuts me off and in the process hits some of the cones and of course the cones come flying at my direction. Lucky for me I was only going about 50 MPH and I was able to avoid the cones. Well out of rage I honk at the guy and of course yelled WTF? After I did that the truck sped up and I was ok were ok let’s not be mad. Anyways the truck slows down and I end up catching up to it. As I pass it buy they throw something at the car I don’t know if it was an egg or something else. All I heard was a thump and a splat. Then these retards take off and the chase beings. They had an F-150 pushing over 250hps I'm driving a Beetle pushing 115hp so of course I got out ran. But I use to work with this crazy paparazzi guy and he told me that humans tend to make right turns when there being chased. Well I did see where they exited and I followed so I took the exit and turned off my lights. I made about 3 right turns and saw a cloud of smoke settling down from a dirt road. So I turned into the dirt road and sure enough I found the truck. When I parked the car some guy saw me and runs off up a hill. So I assume his getting his buddies so I quickly ran out, rip his side view mirrors, threw them on his windshield and kick a big *** dent on his passenger door. The funny part was that when I got back into the car my girlfriend says “good job babe.”
This thread is not about Political parties, it is about beating children in public and then laughing about it.
Please stay on topic.
The last story was good, that guy must have been a super *** to run from a guy in a Beetle.
Please stay on topic.
The last story was good, that guy must have been a super *** to run from a guy in a Beetle.
Originally Posted by bryand1
Hitting a little kid... 
Jesus, what's happening to this country? The pussification of America is in full effect.
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From: Frederick, Maryland
Originally Posted by High_PSI
Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
I have searched the Forums and there are a LOT of Evo's being attacked and destroyed in some way and just ends with the owner displaying a lot of pent up rage but nothing ever being done and the thread fades until it happens again.
I wana hear the stories about people catching vandals.
I will get the ball rolling although I will certainly get a lot of flames for my action
I myself coming out of the Mall a few years ago and saw a group of kids hanging around my car. The Evo was fairly new and rare at the time and I figured they were just checking it out. I would at times come out to a crowd just checking out my car, no issues and they are free to look as long as they like. This crowd was a group of young teen boys, all of them seemed to be laughing mouthing the “OHHHHH SHIT YO!!!!!!” verbiage of the teen suburban gangster, maybe they were THAT impressed?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older
) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face.
The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
I have searched the Forums and there are a LOT of Evo's being attacked and destroyed in some way and just ends with the owner displaying a lot of pent up rage but nothing ever being done and the thread fades until it happens again.
I wana hear the stories about people catching vandals.
I will get the ball rolling although I will certainly get a lot of flames for my action
I myself coming out of the Mall a few years ago and saw a group of kids hanging around my car. The Evo was fairly new and rare at the time and I figured they were just checking it out. I would at times come out to a crowd just checking out my car, no issues and they are free to look as long as they like. This crowd was a group of young teen boys, all of them seemed to be laughing mouthing the “OHHHHH SHIT YO!!!!!!” verbiage of the teen suburban gangster, maybe they were THAT impressed?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older
) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face. The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
Back in April I came home from a vacation to find the entire side of my STi carved up to the bare metal, plus a huge dent in my hood. Unfortunately, I didn't catch the vandal, but now I do have a surveillance camera on my cars at all times.
The damage was worth $1450. I had to pay a $200 deductible to the insurance company.
You sir, are one lucky ****.
Originally Posted by High_PSI
This thread is not about Political parties, it is about beating children in public and then laughing about it.
Please stay on topic.
The last story was good, that guy must have been a super *** to run from a guy in a Beetle.
Please stay on topic.
The last story was good, that guy must have been a super *** to run from a guy in a Beetle.
lol, this is nuts. I stay packed, so like in that video a good sized projectile weapon pointed at someone's dome is more than enough to get them to think about what they've done (lol and what they wish they'd have done if they live through this).
you should all watch that video. Awesome.
you should all watch that video. Awesome.
That video is great. You should hear some of the stuff my friends (yes they are my friends) say about my car. They are all big truck driving, gun carrying, insert slang here. They are my friends but always tell me about my ***** little car. That is until they ride with me for a while. Then all I get is, so that thing is awd...why don't you come mudding with us? Hey for them, that is a compliment!
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I work night shifts at me work n i just got of work n some little b**** egged my car dam i waz so pissed i wish i would have seen them do it, but luckily 4 me the dumb shts did it at night so i had plenty of time to wash it off. Fken haterz just cuz there jealous