Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
I have searched the Forums and there are a LOT of Evo's being attacked and destroyed in some way and just ends with the owner displaying a lot of pent up rage but nothing ever being done and the thread fades until it happens again.
I wana hear the stories about people catching vandals.
I will get the ball rolling although I will certainly get a lot of flames for my action
I myself coming out of the Mall a few years ago and saw a group of kids hanging around my car. The Evo was fairly new and rare at the time and I figured they were just checking it out. I would at times come out to a crowd just checking out my car, no issues and they are free to look as long as they like. This crowd was a group of young teen boys, all of them seemed to be laughing mouthing the “OHHHHH SHIT YO!!!!!!” verbiage of the teen suburban gangster, maybe they were THAT impressed?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older
) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face.
The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
I have searched the Forums and there are a LOT of Evo's being attacked and destroyed in some way and just ends with the owner displaying a lot of pent up rage but nothing ever being done and the thread fades until it happens again.
I wana hear the stories about people catching vandals.
I will get the ball rolling although I will certainly get a lot of flames for my action
I myself coming out of the Mall a few years ago and saw a group of kids hanging around my car. The Evo was fairly new and rare at the time and I figured they were just checking it out. I would at times come out to a crowd just checking out my car, no issues and they are free to look as long as they like. This crowd was a group of young teen boys, all of them seemed to be laughing mouthing the “OHHHHH SHIT YO!!!!!!” verbiage of the teen suburban gangster, maybe they were THAT impressed?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older
) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face. The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
HAHAH BUMP* FOr this Story, True or not it is very entertaining. I would do the same if i say stupid teenagers vandalizeing my car. When your Angery with full Maxed out rage, you just can controll your self. But still, i wonder how the kid is doing O.o probably in the hospital HAHAH!
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Originally Posted by High_PSI
Ever Catch Someone Vandalizing Your Evo?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older ) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face.
The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
No such luck…..Of course one kid had to show off (12-15 years old) by keying it and then spitting on it and then putting his cig out right in the door with all of them giggling. Me (a little older
) watched in amazement as this all happened in about 30 seconds and a little heavier (250 Pounds) sprinted full throttle (Never in my life have I ever ran so fast) a good 300 feet and open tackled the fuck(dove really). Broad daylight and he didn’t see me coming. I literally flew into the youngin' and slammed him with my shoulder right into the concrete a good 6-8 feet from the point of impact. All his little hardass buddies took off running while I tested out my staccato technique on his face. The sound that erupted from this kids mouth was pure pleasure, never have I ever had been so satisfied in my entire life but at that exact moment. It went from pure silence to the highest pitched squeal of pain, like his brain was maxed out in displaying the agony he was feeling, which sounded like a little girl abruptly intoduce to a vat of acid, and he could only cry faster and faster, certainly not louder as it just wasn't possible.
Was it wrong? Probably, certainly not proud of what I did and would require jail time if I was caught especially since he was young and had no chance at defending himself. But I bet he learned a lesson and never did it again. Needless to say I tore ass outa there and paid the $$$$$$$$$$$$ to get it repainted (Fucker got me from head light to tail light with a burn). I had to have removed a few of his teeth and broken his nose, easy. Lots of blood from his nose but I banged up my knee real good too while landing on the pavement and it swelled up for a while.
He coulda been 10 feet tall and ripped head to toe and it wouldn’t matter; I was simply in a blind fury at that point. I get VERY irate when my ride gets messed with. They have been stolen, ripped apart, broken into a stripped, and vandalized. When I saw this little fawk showing off to his buddies I finally put all that rage into focus and man it was SO worth it, assault or not. This also the 1st and only time I ever caught someone and I am almost wishing for it to happen again just to catch him.
It just burns me up SO much to see these cars get vandalized yet when I hear stories about Vengeance it just tickles me pink.
Any good stories about finding someone trashing your ride?
Anyone remember the movie WaterBoy?
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Well it wasn't really being vandalized, but one time I saw my neighbor <b>humping</b> my car...
Since I knew he was kidding around I walked into my house, and got some of my little brothers water baloons and filled them with some kool-aid. Needless to say his white shirt was f'ed up from there. :P
Since I knew he was kidding around I walked into my house, and got some of my little brothers water baloons and filled them with some kool-aid. Needless to say his white shirt was f'ed up from there. :P
One time when riding in my room mates integra some 15 year old punk flung something
(think it was a water balloon) at the pass side door. It suprised the s**t out of us so we slamed on the brakes and i ran as fast as i could and tackled the 2 punks one in each arm
pounded both of them into the ground. when landing from the takedown both shot out of my arms and took off runing. I tryed to catch up but haveing ran at a full sprint before the tackle for aprox 30 sec. And have smoked for aprox 10 years could only hang for about 60 yards never the less it was worth it to such pure fear when i came flyin at the them an takeing those 2 little basterds down and tareing up th saud with there faces was totaly worth the toreup knees and near pasing out from the chase. Dang im out of shape!
(think it was a water balloon) at the pass side door. It suprised the s**t out of us so we slamed on the brakes and i ran as fast as i could and tackled the 2 punks one in each arm
pounded both of them into the ground. when landing from the takedown both shot out of my arms and took off runing. I tryed to catch up but haveing ran at a full sprint before the tackle for aprox 30 sec. And have smoked for aprox 10 years could only hang for about 60 yards never the less it was worth it to such pure fear when i came flyin at the them an takeing those 2 little basterds down and tareing up th saud with there faces was totaly worth the toreup knees and near pasing out from the chase. Dang im out of shape!