I got hit by a deer!!
May 10, 2003, 08:50 PM
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I got hit by a deer!!
Yes you read right, a dam dear hit me.. I was cruising down a country road just after dropping my friend off, when off to my left i see a set of eyes glowing in the dark... I begin to slow down, knowing that stupid animals always travel in packs. When to my suprise right outside my right hand window a dear comes flying into the street, i slam on the brakes (thank god for the brembos) i slow down to about 10mph when the dear turns down the strreet parallel with me and decides to try and corss the street with me next to him. He bumps into my car which felt alot harder then it was but still enough to make me curse violently at him (as if that would help) and hit my steering wheel. So i race back to my house to survey the damage and to my suprise there doesn't appear to be any. It's dark out now so i can't really see to well, but from what i can see with a flashlight there are no dents, so hopefully it's just some scuff marks. The cars getting detailed next weekend so that's not a problem either.
The moral of the story is, I ****ING HATE DEER!!!
Edit, lol i'm still shaking - just noticed i spelled deer wrong in the title
The moral of the story is, I ****ING HATE DEER!!!
Edit, lol i'm still shaking - just noticed i spelled deer wrong in the title
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May 10, 2003, 09:02 PM
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My dads wife was driving home one time a few years back and a deer ran out in front of her, did some serious damage to her car, ****ing deer bounced off the hood and roof of the car, smashed the windshield, etc. I'm not sure of this...but I think her insurance totalled the car. I just know she got a new car right after that happened.
May 10, 2003, 09:07 PM
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i think you should edit the post again and change it to, "I ****ING HATE DEER" instead of "I HATE ****ING DEER" because, thats kinda dirty.. ha i mean, who likes it?? 
May 10, 2003, 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by jc7651
i think you should edit the post again and change it to, "I ****ING HATE DEER" instead of "I HATE ****ING DEER" because, thats kinda dirty.. ha i mean, who likes it??
i think you should edit the post again and change it to, "I ****ING HATE DEER" instead of "I HATE ****ING DEER" because, thats kinda dirty.. ha i mean, who likes it??
I don't know what worse me for typing it or you for thinking it... sicko
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May 10, 2003, 09:28 PM
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Mmmmmm, deer. Good eatin'. 
You should have gunned the gas, not hit the brakes, and then tied your new deer prize to your hood and go home and make jerky, steaks, stew. That's what we'd do in Oklahoma anyway.
You should have gunned the gas, not hit the brakes, and then tied your new deer prize to your hood and go home and make jerky, steaks, stew. That's what we'd do in Oklahoma anyway.
May 11, 2003, 12:20 AM
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yeah I hit a deer doing 60 mph in my truck a month ago. I'll tell ya...a chevy truck is like a rock...only dented my bumper. I'm just hopeing that hitting a deer is like getting struck by lightning. I sincerely doubt it here in Texas though.
May 11, 2003, 12:41 AM
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hmm i almost hit a big fence going 120 tonight 
stopped with the tail of by car 4 inches from it....by the way i reacted to the fence from 20 feet away rofl and i was in the grass, traumatized
stopped with the tail of by car 4 inches from it....by the way i reacted to the fence from 20 feet away rofl and i was in the grass, traumatized
May 11, 2003, 12:51 AM
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Originally posted by KTRLancer02
aww poor deer, your probably skared it. (lets go on a misspelling spree hehehe)
aww poor deer, your probably skared it. (lets go on a misspelling spree hehehe)
oh and i hate spelling almost as much as i hate deer! 16yrs of schooling and i still can't spell to save my life.
to whichever mod fixed my spelling mistake. thanx
