When little kids see your Evo.....
You guys, I dunno if i believe you on all the "gettin girls attention" lol. If anything its a homo magnet j/k
All i get are guys askin me stuff about mine.
anyway back to the topic.
One time I was walking into wawa to get a snack and i forgot to grab my phone, (car is on cuz turbo timer). And I waled by this mom and her daughter and the mom says "ha ha he left his car on." I walked back with my phone in hand and told her that the car turns its self off I had only forgotten my phone.
Another time I was at the gas station filling up and some red necks were in their big old muddin truck giving me funny looks and laughing. They called over and said "spin em". I told them that I cant because I have all wheel drive and Id need a lot more hp to do so. They said oh its all wheel drive? and I was like sure its awd and got a turbo from the factory. i told them What I ran in the 1/4 mile and said I also like goin off road in it... They had little to say after that except "respect for the crayon box" ROFL, i need crayola to sponsor me
All i get are guys askin me stuff about mine. anyway back to the topic.
One time I was walking into wawa to get a snack and i forgot to grab my phone, (car is on cuz turbo timer). And I waled by this mom and her daughter and the mom says "ha ha he left his car on." I walked back with my phone in hand and told her that the car turns its self off I had only forgotten my phone.
Another time I was at the gas station filling up and some red necks were in their big old muddin truck giving me funny looks and laughing. They called over and said "spin em". I told them that I cant because I have all wheel drive and Id need a lot more hp to do so. They said oh its all wheel drive? and I was like sure its awd and got a turbo from the factory. i told them What I ran in the 1/4 mile and said I also like goin off road in it... They had little to say after that except "respect for the crayon box" ROFL, i need crayola to sponsor me
i know i am X guy but you should see how Germans respond to my car not just kids grown men and kids alike, jaws on the ground
and not to mention the random germans driving by my apt and a) slowing down so fast the car behind them almost hits them or b) turns around and pulls into the parking lot and turns there high beams on and jsut admires it. I think it is hilarious but my wife thinks everyone is out to steal it or atleast something off of it, like it has a hood ornament and we are in the hood back in the early 90's LMAO
and not to mention the random germans driving by my apt and a) slowing down so fast the car behind them almost hits them or b) turns around and pulls into the parking lot and turns there high beams on and jsut admires it. I think it is hilarious but my wife thinks everyone is out to steal it or atleast something off of it, like it has a hood ornament and we are in the hood back in the early 90's LMAO
At a Taco Bell, I had a trio of dudes driving a small chevy truck that looked like it was pimped out with the "WalMart auto section grab bag of Bling", sit at the window next to the car and talk amongst themselves.....Dude, its got a 327!!!!
I think I snerted a little pepsi trying not to laugh
I think I snerted a little pepsi trying not to laugh
...b) turns around and pulls into the parking lot and turns there high beams on and jsut admires it. I think it is hilarious but my wife thinks everyone is out to steal it or atleast something off of it, like it has a hood ornament and we are in the hood back in the early 90's LMAO
Maybe they were admiring it, but chances are, they wanted to steal it.
I would feel the same way if they were shining lights in it too. The germans are harmless they dont mean anything by it they are just funny like that. I dont think i can say the same about the other americans i have seen looking at my car when it is parked somewhere, like the other day i am in the gas station paying for my gas and a drink, when i looked outside and i saw a guy with his head in my window( it was down), i walked outside and told him where the mitsubishi dealership was if he wanted to take it for a test drive. LMAO, he was quite humiliated by this and me and my friend who was with me couldnt stop laughing as we got in.
One night I was just getting ready to go away for a week and I was going to leave my Evo parked outside. I hear two cars out in front of my house I look out and they're shining flashlights onto my car. What a nice feeling when I'm about to leave for a week. I ran outside with a baseball bat but they were already down the road driving away. The garage was full. So I took my car to a buddies house and parked it in his backyard for a week :P
Maybe they were admiring it, but chances are, they wanted to steal it.
Maybe they were admiring it, but chances are, they wanted to steal it.
Keep in mind, the moment they step onto your property, you can shoot em.
'Nuff said.
Castle Law.
This past weekend I went to the track.... and I ran my car, on the way back to park my car for it to cool down a lil kid walks up and says" I'm trying to get a lancer too" asks, "how much money have you put into your lancer" and I replied " idk, like 5k$" than he says "o yea?" I was like yup, he asks how much I payed and I said 25k$ about 2 years ago, and he's says what?! I said" yea dude its a evo" and he says " no wonder its so freaking fast"...lol....
Well my part time job I work at Advance Autoparts. I always park next to my boss. He drives a Porsche boxter. And when customers check out they're always like who's car is that? My boss says which one? with a big grin. then they're like that red mitusibishi. That **** is bad ***! His smile gets smacked off and he's like, oh its that little asian kids over there. And it's like a stab in the eye ball everytime they ask him questions about it like "is it faster than yours, is it really AWD, its turbo'd and AWD, so you dont have a change huh?"
--- me and my boss are waiting for another local auto-X meet to really seal the deal, but we all know whos gonna win.
--- me and my boss are waiting for another local auto-X meet to really seal the deal, but we all know whos gonna win.
my ex's 4 year old used to tell her "lets take the race car!" whenever we went out... made me happy. 
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Now that I think about it, that was one of the only things that made me happy from that relationship.

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Now that I think about it, that was one of the only things that made me happy from that relationship.
Lol must be the universal code of younger kids...the ones down the street from me do the EXACT same thing!
I had a kid just the other week as I was driving out of the neighborhood watch me go by him while he was on his bike. He had his mouth hanging down to his chest and as I turned around to look at him, he ran right into the drain ditch and did a face plant.. I could not stop laughing for hours...




