Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
-Your car is so cute. <- All the girls says this. It's like a universal response when they see a cool car.
-I didn't know they can put a turbo in a four door. <- Muscle car/truck guy.
/double facepalm
-I didn't know they can put a turbo in a four door. <- Muscle car/truck guy.
/double facepalm
This Passat pulls next to me at a stop light. There is a little kid (~2-3 y/o) in the back drinking from a milk bottle. He stares at my car, takes the bottle off his mouth, and gives me the thumbs up. I smiled the rest of the way home.
Best comment was in my buddie's evo. We're in OC, MD and this modded S4 cruises up next to us and asks if it's got 4 cylinders and proceeds to romp on it. We flew past him quickly, slowed down and replied with "It only takes four."
Needless to say, he was not so impressed with his 8 cylinders anymore.
Needless to say, he was not so impressed with his 8 cylinders anymore.
My father-in-law was at our house this past weekend. He walked by my car while it was sitting the driveway, stopped to look at the carbon fiber hood, and then said, "Hey Ian! Is your hood suppose to be a different color than the rest of your car??" Me- "Yes Dave!" LOL
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Joined: Feb 2010
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From: Stockton, CA
My friend always tells me, "Hurtz is asking for their rental." He has a turbo s2000. I laugh but it's funny.
Another time a guy pulls next to me and asks what kind of car it is, I said oh it's an evo, and he goes, "deebo?" I laughed so hard!
Another time a guy pulls next to me and asks what kind of car it is, I said oh it's an evo, and he goes, "deebo?" I laughed so hard!
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Joined: Aug 2011
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From: USA's FEMA Camp
New guy at work-- You drive the evo?
Me- yep
New guy-- is it as fast as my srt-4
Me- I don't know how fast is your srt-4?
New guy- 10 second
Me- what falling off a cliff?
New guy- I'll race you any day even with my slipping clucth
me- sorry drag racing is for high schoolers... real men like curves!!
Boss-- Quit talking about neons and evo and get back to work!!!
Me- yep
New guy-- is it as fast as my srt-4
Me- I don't know how fast is your srt-4?
New guy- 10 second
Me- what falling off a cliff?
New guy- I'll race you any day even with my slipping clucth
me- sorry drag racing is for high schoolers... real men like curves!!
Boss-- Quit talking about neons and evo and get back to work!!!
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Joined: Jan 2011
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From: Missoula, MT
Was driving down this street and I see this cute girl (~19) playing basketball with her little sister and as I pass all I here is " I love your car!!"
And also I notice a lot more random people giving me thumbs up and big smiles
And also I notice a lot more random people giving me thumbs up and big smiles
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Joined: Sep 2011
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From: Seattle
I took a guy home from work and he says "whys your car sneeze". I couldn't help but say "its got a cold"
I also pulled into pepboys the other day and one of the parts guys says "nice evo is that an 05?" I said " no its an 03" then he says "ohh I used to have an 06 evo x with nos" I responded with "wow that would be wicked fast if you knew what you were talking about... and 06 is evo 9 any evo owner would know that"
I also pulled into pepboys the other day and one of the parts guys says "nice evo is that an 05?" I said " no its an 03" then he says "ohh I used to have an 06 evo x with nos" I responded with "wow that would be wicked fast if you knew what you were talking about... and 06 is evo 9 any evo owner would know that"
This thread is epic, i have two comments that i recieved, one from the dealer that is such a fail....
Me: Do you have any MR's?
Dealer: No just GSR's. But You only really need the GSR becuase the MR is AWD and worse on gas, the GSR is FWD.
Me: -__- yea so you have a manager around i could talk to?
^What the hell....
And...(this happened twice with 2 different friends of mine)
Friend: Oh damn, you got the RecarDoe seats.
Me: yeah, Ricky...
Friend: Yea i read that wrong.
Me: No kidding.
Me: Do you have any MR's?
Dealer: No just GSR's. But You only really need the GSR becuase the MR is AWD and worse on gas, the GSR is FWD.
Me: -__- yea so you have a manager around i could talk to?
^What the hell....
And...(this happened twice with 2 different friends of mine)
Friend: Oh damn, you got the RecarDoe seats.
Me: yeah, Ricky...
Friend: Yea i read that wrong.
Me: No kidding.
