That's awesome....

I've gotten....

Is it fast?...."it can get out of its own way" or "depends compared to what"

Kid said last night, lets hear that external waste dumping.....altho it's an internal wg

What do you got done? "everything"

The best ever was when I was cruising in seaside where I normally do a cruise before I work in my friends garage...yes the same town with snooki and "the situation".....It was summer time so there was people and cars everywhere so had to drive slow, I passed 3 couples and the GIRLS of all 3 couples screamed out "NICE EVO" "SEXY CAR" or just do a thumbs up and scream and the last couple were sitting on the bench and they were fighting about something and I'm at the red light in front of them and the girl screams out "your cars loud"..."what?....."Your cars LOUD"...."WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU" ..."YOUR CARS LOUD" and said something else funny but I forget but it made my night

 

Kid i know just bought a 06 civic SI with an intake and manifold. He thinks he is going to put a turbo on it without replacing the injectors or fuel pump and also doesnt think its going to need a full fuel system remap but thats beside the point, He told me that "His car is build and once the turbo is on he will smoke me"... Ive got 10 grand in my evo just to let you all know what im workin with

 

just last week: "how many turbos did you put on it?"
and "NO WAY! that's all wheel drive!? bit overkill though for the road, you should switch it off, here i'll show you, just like on my friends toyota"

oh and a bit off topic but whatever:

"you like to drive on the track, I do too..... man i'll beat you in my 600 hp vette." where? "man anywhere, man.... the road course, the drag strip, the highway, with 600 hp it dont even matter dog! its all ovah for you!"

 

love when my friends get in my car and say "gotta let that turbo worm up".. none of my friends know anything about cars -__-

 

This happened sometime last week at school. I was talking to someone who wanted to know more about an Evo. Some random kid walks up and and the the facepalming begins.

Random kid: "Don't get and Evo."

Me: "I have one."

Random kid: "I know, I had one too but the transmission on mine broke, when we opened it was all messed up."

I knew this kid was just full of it.

Me: "What year was your Evo?"

Random kid: "Uh.......2005....."

Me: "Any real Evo owner would know what generation their Evo is. What generation was yours?"

Random kid: "I dont know."

Me: "Was yours the GT or GS model?"

Random kid: "GT!"

Me: "No such thing as an Evo GT........."

Me: (Walks away)

 

This made me smile, WTH is is wrong with him FWD really???
Napoleon Dynamite Quote - "Idiot"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDo-T5rHLk

 

OMG you have no idea. I was lke really? please quit your job

 

I was outside working under the hood when a friend of a neighbor who was about 50 and scraggly looking came over to talk.

Guy: Hey that's a nice car. Is that a Mitsubishi?

Me: Yes

Guy: Oh yea I drove them before.

Me: Oh yea? Did you used to race?

Guy: Oh no. Just racing them on PS3.

Me: Oh...........cool.

 

had me ROFLMAO @ work.... ZERO like the fighter plane!

 

I overheard some kids talking about my car while coming out of the grocery store.
"Oh man! It's that mister edition (MR) silver evo!"

At least they didn't call it an STi..

 

This was during the first week of school when we were all getting to know eachother.

Teacher: What do you drive?

Me: Mitsubishi Evolution 10

Teacher: A what?

Me: Evolution 10

Teacher *Blank stare*

Kid in the back of the class: EVOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

The mister edition priceless

 

I was riding in my buddys 03 and we bumped into a new mustang and the guy wanted to play around well the light turned we gave him the jump and then nailed it and went by him easily... At the next light he said boy that thing runs good I heard that jet turn on and knew I was in trouble.

 

Just remembered this one.

My gf (now ex), "You treat your car better than you treat me." OUCH!

 

I had a few kids ask me if I had an "air shifter"