I work with a lot of mechanics.. Everytime I pull up in the Evo, one of them says.. "Oooo.. You must have just put on the new brakes! Nice upgrade!" (Stock Brembos)

 

When I sold my IX my local gas station attendant noticed after a few months and brought it up.

Attendant: Hey you sold your silver mitsubishi?
Me: Yeah the value kept climbing and I had to pay medical bills from breaking my foot last year.
Attendant: Yeah? Did you at least get enough to pay your bills?
Me:Well I did pretty well and sold my 06 for twenty-four.
Attendant: Wow, twenty-four hundred isn't bad at all man. Congrats!
Me: Umm, no twenty-four THOUSAND man.
Attendant: Yeah right. That's not custom. It didn't even have lambo doors!

*FACE PALM*

 

An acquaintance asking a question to my friend: "So when are you and EvoTeyn gonna race?"
Me: "Whenever we can get to the track"
Guy: "Why not right now on the highway?"
Me: "Because we're not dumb*****"
Guy: "Whatever man you could smoke him (friend has a stock sti); What do you got under the hood?"
Me: "An engine"
Guy: "No ****, like what mods?"
Me: "Does it matter? It's still faster than your v-tec..."
*me and friend walk away*

 

At mcd's drive through...

Goofy kid: (sticks head out the window and eyes my car front to back) hmmmm, nice car. Wrx?
Me: noooope.
Goofy kid: oh, evo.
Me: yup
Goofy kid: well the wrx is better.
Me: ok...
Goofy kid: well if you gotta have the training wheels like all wheel drive to help you in the corners...
Me: (looking over at my gf) listen to this ****ing guy.
Goofy kid: well rear wheel drive is so much better.
Me: ok man.
Goofy kid: well maybe it would be cool if we had the same car they had in Japan, like that all wheel drive fiesta like ken block.
Me: haha sure.
Goofy kid: (gives me my ****) hey, enjoy your evo.

 

some people just shouldn't open their mouths about cars... I hate it when its a friend that says stupid **** cause I try to keep it nice while explaining their a ****ing idiot

 

I cant believe you held back. Incedible restraint. Sometimes I would saythat it makes sense to do us all a favor and explain the error of their ways early in a conversation in a kind way but this kid jumped straight to D-bag. I dont know if I could have handled that as well as you. Well done.

Now that I have some Mc Donalds insider info I will be on the lookout for a JDM AWD (training wheels version) Monster Fiesta. If I can get lucky, maybe I can pick up a used one for five bucks and a cheeseburger!

 

so im a previous owner of a black honda hatch. I now own a red evo viii.
The other day i get off work and im sitting in my car when i hear one of the guys i work with yell my name
me:whats up man
guy from work:i like the new paint
me:what do u mean
guy from work:you painted your old black car red, i like it, it looks good
me:no i didnt paint anything
guy from workh wait this is a mitsubishi and the other was a honda
i just rolled up my window and saved myself the breathe

 

lol all these comments are rediculous!

Lots of these ricer honda kids around my block and the most I get is..
"ay, is that **** boosted?"
"I got a b??vtec bro, I'm pretty sure I could take you"
"ay, is that **** all turbo'd out or what"

 

i always get asked if i have an AIR SHIFTER???????

 

Air shifter? What the hell is that? I'm seriously asking.. I've never heard of it..

 

they put them on drag racing motorcycles my buddies hyabusa has one. i'm not familiar with the way they work but he clicks a switch and can shift at high RPM by pressing his horn button.....

 

Got this coming through the gate on base today:
Me: Afternoon, Sir.
Guard: Hi. Bad *** STI. Is that a gift for your husband? (Evo still has dealer plate)
Me: NO.
Smh. Lol

 

just got around to putting a boost gauge a while back and a friend needed a ride to the store.

friend: looks at the gauge, so does that mean you can turn the turbo on and off?

me: (while off boost) yeah this is it turned off
(give a little part throttle maybe 12psi) this is with it turned on

friend: oh **** it really works!


just a few days ago I had just finished installing a wideband and was testing it out on idle to see if I hooked everything right and my friend walks by.

friend: so what ya doing this time

me: oh you know just checkin if I installed my wb correctly

friend: (while car is idling) does that thing show you how fast your going

 

"Nice Subaru" Seriously? I've gotten this 4 times in the past 2 months

 

I agree.