Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
yea i actually heard that it wasn't just the prius, it was mosy hybrid cars with the replacment of the batteries and just about everything. Only thing that is a gain with those cars are the taxes that you get back for being safe for the enviornment.
Well I don't drive an Evo, I have a RA now but...
Back when I had the 09 GTS..
Random "Nice EVO man, SO SICK"
Me "I wish.. It's just a GTS"
Random "Man looks exactly like an EVO X"
Me "Sure..."
Random "Those are sick gun metal aftermarket rims" .. To my black powder coated OEM GTS rims.
Me "Ya pretty sick"
I think even his GF knew how wrong he was...
So not stupid things I heard in an EVO.. but still funny
Back when I had the 09 GTS..
Random "Nice EVO man, SO SICK"
Me "I wish.. It's just a GTS"
Random "Man looks exactly like an EVO X"
Me "Sure..."
Random "Those are sick gun metal aftermarket rims" .. To my black powder coated OEM GTS rims.
Me "Ya pretty sick"
I think even his GF knew how wrong he was...
So not stupid things I heard in an EVO.. but still funny
They actually do quite well in severe winters. I am from the Minneapolis area and we get super cold temps here and tons of snow. As with any fwd car, tires are the key. A good set of snowtires will do wonders. However, it is the drivers I am concerned about. So many of them have a superior attitude when driving. And, it seems most of them whom I have encountered on the road, drive very aggressively. The one thing they will never experience is the rush you get from an Evo on a cold day with the turbo spoolinig up. You can't put a price on that. I am still smiling from a drive yesterday...
NTB in lewisville:
employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"
employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?
employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!
NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"
(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)
note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.
employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"
employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?
employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!
NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"
(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)
note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.
Last edited by chad99evo; Oct 21, 2011 at 03:14 PM.
Here's mine....
"Is that a subaru?"
"What's an evo?"
"Why did you put that big wing on it?"
"What you got in there, a twin turbo?" LOL
"Do a burnout!" wtf?!
"Do you drift?" -_-
"Is that a subaru?"
"What's an evo?"
"Why did you put that big wing on it?"
"What you got in there, a twin turbo?" LOL
"Do a burnout!" wtf?!
"Do you drift?" -_-
Last edited by bayrider; Oct 21, 2011 at 03:34 PM.
NTB in lewisville:
employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"
employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?
employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!
NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"
(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)
note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.
employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"
employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?
employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!
NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"
(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)
note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.
If only they knew what it takes to make the batteries for the cars, from what I've been told the manufacturing process involves alot of bad chemicals in the air which is prob even worse for the environment, then they think they're saving money on having a high mpg car except when they gotta pay a grand or two for new batteries, which happens to go out right after the warranty period.
So I just recieved this one last night on the way to the gym with my buddy in the front and one in the back seat. Buddy in the back is his first time in an Evo. I'm getting on the on ramp and I just felt like cruising, nothing crazy, just cruise to the gym with three people in my car.
Kid in the back: C'Mon, Accelerate faster!"
Me: You're an idiot, but whatever.
Kid in the back: "Whoaaa. 110 feels like nothing, my car would still be at 75"
Me: Yea.
15 Minutes later after every car goes past me he yells race them, we pass a 350z. ( I didn't actually race anyone )
Kid in the back: "You think you could actually beat a 350z?"
Me: Where is your brain?
Kid in the back: "You really think you can?"
Me: No, 350z's are the quickest car out there, no comparison..."
Kid in the back: "I think you got it."
Me: SMH with a nice Facepalm
Kid in the back: C'Mon, Accelerate faster!"
Me: You're an idiot, but whatever.
Kid in the back: "Whoaaa. 110 feels like nothing, my car would still be at 75"
Me: Yea.
15 Minutes later after every car goes past me he yells race them, we pass a 350z. ( I didn't actually race anyone )
Kid in the back: "You think you could actually beat a 350z?"
Me: Where is your brain?
Kid in the back: "You really think you can?"
Me: No, 350z's are the quickest car out there, no comparison..."
Kid in the back: "I think you got it."
Me: SMH with a nice Facepalm
I had 2 master-at-arms tell me that I had to shut my Eclipse off at the barracks. When I told them the keys are in my hand it will turn off in a second they continued to argue. In the middle of the argument the car shut off and scared one of the MAAs so much so that she reached for her 9MM.
I also got a comment saying my car looked like a rocket ship hence my license plate RKT SHIP.
I also got a comment saying my car looked like a rocket ship hence my license plate RKT SHIP.


