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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 07:55 AM
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Is that twin Turbo?
NO
Is it fast
NO
Drive away shaking my head
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 07:58 AM
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Lmao, that movie's great. Didn't know the batteries were that much and how much different stuff it took to make the batteries....Attempt to save the environment=FAIL lol
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 08:44 AM
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yea i actually heard that it wasn't just the prius, it was mosy hybrid cars with the replacment of the batteries and just about everything. Only thing that is a gain with those cars are the taxes that you get back for being safe for the enviornment.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 08:58 AM
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Well I don't drive an Evo, I have a RA now but...

Back when I had the 09 GTS..
Random "Nice EVO man, SO SICK"
Me "I wish.. It's just a GTS"
Random "Man looks exactly like an EVO X"
Me "Sure..."
Random "Those are sick gun metal aftermarket rims" .. To my black powder coated OEM GTS rims.
Me "Ya pretty sick"
I think even his GF knew how wrong he was...
So not stupid things I heard in an EVO.. but still funny
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by wjamyers
lol. anyone else notice Prius drivers who seem to think their cars are fast and that they're gonna get in front of you?

I would like to see a prius here. live in Quebec city (canada) and we have pretty rough winter. I would be curious how they handle it.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 01:26 PM
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maybe in Canada they come with like 5 block heaters for the batteries instead of the motor
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lalexl
I would like to see a prius here. live in Quebec city (canada) and we have pretty rough winter. I would be curious how they handle it.
They actually do quite well in severe winters. I am from the Minneapolis area and we get super cold temps here and tons of snow. As with any fwd car, tires are the key. A good set of snowtires will do wonders. However, it is the drivers I am concerned about. So many of them have a superior attitude when driving. And, it seems most of them whom I have encountered on the road, drive very aggressively. The one thing they will never experience is the rush you get from an Evo on a cold day with the turbo spoolinig up. You can't put a price on that. I am still smiling from a drive yesterday...
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:09 PM
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NTB in lewisville:

employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"

employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?

employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!

NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"

(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)

note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.

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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:30 PM
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From: NORCAL
Here's mine....
"Is that a subaru?"
"What's an evo?"
"Why did you put that big wing on it?"
"What you got in there, a twin turbo?" LOL
"Do a burnout!" wtf?!
"Do you drift?" -_-

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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:34 PM
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From: 10,000 frozen lakes
Originally Posted by chad99evo
NTB in lewisville:

employee:who lowered the car?
me: its not lowered its stock
employee: oh so the factory did it?
me: no man its stock
employee: oh so you paid the factory to lower it???"

employee: the body kit looks real good where'd you get that? did you install it?

employee: man its not my fault i keep stalling it out its a race clutch!

NTB in grapevine: "alright so we got a stock lancer with polyurethane bushings no suspension mods and evo wheels" "its not gonna align correctly cause the computer wont do 17" wheels on a lancer"

(as he sits underneath the car, i wasn't aware lancers had a driveshaft and rear diff but geez you're the smart guy who ALSO doesn't believe in removing the rear slip pins to align a car...oh what? an eccentric stripped??? maybe its because YOU DIDNT REMOVE THE SLIP PINS SO IT COULDNT TURN AND THEN IT STRIPPED you f*ing retards)

note that the NTB alignments were a gift and after 5 tries in 5 days to get it properly aligned i'm never going back to any of them.
Now I know why there is a facepalm. Is there anything that could better respond to this "enlighted individual" than a good facepalm? Sad, so many mindless poltroons out there. And, people say we are evolving. LOL.
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Old Oct 22, 2011 | 04:04 PM
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this is officially my fav thread.
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Old Oct 22, 2011 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by My03evo
If only they knew what it takes to make the batteries for the cars, from what I've been told the manufacturing process involves alot of bad chemicals in the air which is prob even worse for the environment, then they think they're saving money on having a high mpg car except when they gotta pay a grand or two for new batteries, which happens to go out right after the warranty period.
Not to mention the disposal of those batteries when they die out is probably the worst for the environment you cant do anything with them there full of acid and chemicals.
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Old Oct 22, 2011 | 05:31 PM
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From: MA
cop:"you think cus you drive a fast little subaru you can go flying around here!!!!"
me: "So sorry, you are right , but I have to go and take a mean $hit"

got away with it!
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 08:31 AM
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So I just recieved this one last night on the way to the gym with my buddy in the front and one in the back seat. Buddy in the back is his first time in an Evo. I'm getting on the on ramp and I just felt like cruising, nothing crazy, just cruise to the gym with three people in my car.

Kid in the back: C'Mon, Accelerate faster!"
Me: You're an idiot, but whatever.
Kid in the back: "Whoaaa. 110 feels like nothing, my car would still be at 75"
Me: Yea.

15 Minutes later after every car goes past me he yells race them, we pass a 350z. ( I didn't actually race anyone )

Kid in the back: "You think you could actually beat a 350z?"
Me: Where is your brain?
Kid in the back: "You really think you can?"
Me: No, 350z's are the quickest car out there, no comparison..."
Kid in the back: "I think you got it."
Me: SMH with a nice Facepalm
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 10:45 AM
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I had 2 master-at-arms tell me that I had to shut my Eclipse off at the barracks. When I told them the keys are in my hand it will turn off in a second they continued to argue. In the middle of the argument the car shut off and scared one of the MAAs so much so that she reached for her 9MM.

I also got a comment saying my car looked like a rocket ship hence my license plate RKT SHIP.
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