Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
"Can you do burnouts?"
"No, I don't think so.
"My buddy could in his Evo."
"Oh yeah, how's he like it?"
"Dunno, he doesn't have it anymore. He was doing donuts in a parking lot and wrecked it into a light pole."
I was eating lunch that overlooks a parking lot that I park in. A guy pulls up in a VW, gets out of his car and put his hand over the hood vent as if it was a camp fire. LOL
My favorite-
"I want a wing like that car (points at my stock wing) but not ricey like that."
Muscle car friend of my father and I (His Chevelle put down the same as mine, 590)-
"No way this thing makes over 600whp"
(hand dyno sheet showing 830)
"Huh, whose car is this? (not believing the dyno sheet is for my car)"
"Let's go for a ride and I'll show you"
"I only race"
"Cool, so do I. This time though my dad (who is 61) is gonna run it, have fun guys."
"I want a wing like that car (points at my stock wing) but not ricey like that."
Muscle car friend of my father and I (His Chevelle put down the same as mine, 590)-
"No way this thing makes over 600whp"
(hand dyno sheet showing 830)
"Huh, whose car is this? (not believing the dyno sheet is for my car)"
"Let's go for a ride and I'll show you"
"I only race"
"Cool, so do I. This time though my dad (who is 61) is gonna run it, have fun guys."
My favorite-
"I want a wing like that car (points at my stock wing) but not ricey like that."
Muscle car friend of my father and I (His Chevelle put down the same as mine, 590)-
"No way this thing makes over 600whp"
(hand dyno sheet showing 830)
"Huh, whose car is this? (not believing the dyno sheet is for my car)"
"Let's go for a ride and I'll show you"
"I only race"
"Cool, so do I. This time though my dad (who is 61) is gonna run it, have fun guys."
"I want a wing like that car (points at my stock wing) but not ricey like that."
Muscle car friend of my father and I (His Chevelle put down the same as mine, 590)-
"No way this thing makes over 600whp"
(hand dyno sheet showing 830)
"Huh, whose car is this? (not believing the dyno sheet is for my car)"
"Let's go for a ride and I'll show you"
"I only race"
"Cool, so do I. This time though my dad (who is 61) is gonna run it, have fun guys."
Well I have a preorder Evo which has an Evo 7 vin cause it was rushed to be released in america so I have the shorter RallyArt wing from the factory and some retard in a V6 Crustang with duel exhaust pulls up next to me and hears my rough idle and asked me what all the guages are for and I told him they are for show and he said " Figures ricer." I hit the rear defroster which causes my idle to get worse and he asked me to run him. I'm thingking to myself V6 crustang vs GT35r evo on 32psi of boost sure why not. Rip off the line looking out my side window cause im driving sidways at the next light he ask "Are the guages really just for show?"
Last edited by WongFu; Nov 3, 2011 at 06:25 PM.
You should tell them no its not fast but the parachute mount adds 100 more hp to the car and watch how confused they get hahaha. I told a honda guy once that an airplane wing adds like 50 hp to his car and within a week he had one and his responce to me is man it doesn't feel any faster.
You should tell them no its not fast but the parachute mount adds 100 more hp to the car and watch how confused they get hahaha. I told a honda guy once that an airplane wing adds like 50 hp to his car and within a week he had one and his responce to me is man it doesn't feel any faster.
HAHAHA This is what america is made of. It's becuase the half decient people in the world tell the ra-tards all this unbelievable stuff and then this is what happens. God i love it
My favorite thing, because of threads like this, is trolling people that have Evos in the state who don't know me already (from all our meets). Especially now that I have the MINI instead of the other 2 cars so they really believe I know nothing about cars.
