Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
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From: Kirkland, WA
Lately I've gotten the whole, "You're car is messed up" or "Do you have cams?" No cams, just the stock burble that makes it sound like cams. Also one of my friends who is a car guy but pretty much American cars goes,
"Don't you have an Evo?"
"Yeah."
"So it's twin turbo, right?"
Also... "This car would be so much better with an LS1 in it."
*facepalm*
Although this insults me... It was too funny to resist posting it.
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
What is that thing in front of your car..
you know I can see your engine through your hood..
why does you car make that noise (clutch chatter)
Is it turbo?? :looks at 6765 sitting in the front of the car:
you know I can see your engine through your hood..
why does you car make that noise (clutch chatter)
Is it turbo?? :looks at 6765 sitting in the front of the car:
Although this insults me... It was too funny to resist posting it.
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
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From: Bronx, NY
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Joined: Jan 2011
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From: Missoula, MT
Although this insults me... It was too funny to resist posting it.
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
I was driving with my girlfriend in the Evo and did a little weave through some traffic which made her scream (She tends to scream every time we drive it anywhere). So I said:
"Jeez, this car makes you scream more than I do..."
She just smiled and said, "No argument there..."
nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWW0-gQMWCc
You can with good power
I got a quarter master twin (noisy when pedal is depressed and some navy guy working the gate at Pensacola NAS checks my military ID and says"If you cant find em grind em!" I ask him if he knows what a multi plate clutch is and hes says no so i said trust me the car is fine with a 
Tool 
Also a great one is "is that a 6 or an 8 cylinder" lmfao
I got a quarter master twin (noisy when pedal is depressed and some navy guy working the gate at Pensacola NAS checks my military ID and says"If you cant find em grind em!" I ask him if he knows what a multi plate clutch is and hes says no so i said trust me the car is fine with a Tool Also a great one is "is that a 6 or an 8 cylinder" lmfao
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Joined: Feb 2011
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From: Kirkland, WA
You should show him this and then continue to explain to him how useless it would be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWW0-gQMWCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWW0-gQMWCc
Officer #1: "Is this thing stock?"
Me: "Yes. The wheels, brakes, spoiler and ground effects are OEM on this particular model, officer. (Points to SE badge)
Officer #1: "Huh."
(Different day)
Officer #2: "You've really got some money in this car. Look at that spoiler!"
Me: "The wheels, brakes, spoiler and ground effects are OEM, officer. (Points to SE badge)
Officer #2: "Well, that's a new one on me."
Me: "Yes. The wheels, brakes, spoiler and ground effects are OEM on this particular model, officer. (Points to SE badge)
Officer #1: "Huh."
(Different day)
Officer #2: "You've really got some money in this car. Look at that spoiler!"
Me: "The wheels, brakes, spoiler and ground effects are OEM, officer. (Points to SE badge)
Officer #2: "Well, that's a new one on me."
i took the craftsman badge off my tool box and put it on my car were the stock tags WOULD be. and a cop wrote me a parking ticket and it said model "craftsman" haha kinda funny
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From: Western Mass
Me and my friend stop at a gas station to fill up. On the other side are some imbread rednecks reving a chevy truck. We finish filling up and I say, he rev your engine, my friend laughs and revs it. They look over and laugh. Then pull up and say we will kill that rice burner! My friend says yeah I'm sure. The redneck laughs and yells let's line em up! So we go on a long strech of road in the woods of VA. He takes off and we run him by about 15cars lol he turns around and starts yelling wtf!!! I have a 400hp v6! So we pull over and pop the hood he says damn, and talks some bs and says looks like with all these parts it has 800hp. LOL we leave. Stock evo 8.
