Pointless NTEC chat thread
Random Joke:
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my ********* black?" Nurse raises his gown, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly. "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my ********* black?" Nurse raises his gown, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly. "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"
Random:
This dash board/window kit for radars and navi units is amazing. I'd strongly suggest getting it. The only bad part about it is that the round mount that comes with two sided tape on it for you to tape it down on your dash... the double sided tape blows... Just put some 3m on it and it fixes it. I got two of these, one for my passport 9500ix and one for my blitz touch brain. 9500ix is gonna be on the dash in the middle and the blitz touch brain is gonna be on the front window towards the left of the steering wheel. A little above the registration/vehicle check stickers you guys have.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001DSIMAI
This dash board/window kit for radars and navi units is amazing. I'd strongly suggest getting it. The only bad part about it is that the round mount that comes with two sided tape on it for you to tape it down on your dash... the double sided tape blows... Just put some 3m on it and it fixes it. I got two of these, one for my passport 9500ix and one for my blitz touch brain. 9500ix is gonna be on the dash in the middle and the blitz touch brain is gonna be on the front window towards the left of the steering wheel. A little above the registration/vehicle check stickers you guys have.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001DSIMAI
I need a new job. I'm a semiconductor technician with a lot of different skills. Looking for 60k a year with descent benefits. No travel, no moving, no nights, no weekends, I don't care about vacation just need weekends off for autox.
Please please please please help me.
Please please please please help me.
Okay, Andrew has made it very clear that I posted "chico" when I was trying to say "chick" but my stupid droid phone changed it. Therefore, I have changed it and I would like to say "no homo" before proceeding with any future threads.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
Last edited by PlanoEvo; Sep 2, 2011 at 06:33 AM.
So a girl walks into an ice cream parlor and smiling she says "I would like one scoop of chocolate ice cream". The man behind the counter smiles back and says "Ma'am im sorry but we don't have anymore chocolate ice cream". Upset, the woman says "Okay... then... in that case... I'll ... take two scoops of... chocolate ice cream". The politely smiles back and says "ma'am im sorry but we don't have any chocolate ice cream". Extremely frustrated the woman swears and yells FINE. She calms down, looks at him again and says " well in that case I'll just have... a gallon of chocolate ice cream". The man looks at her and says "ma'am, can you spell the van in vanilla?" She replies "sure, V A N". He then asks "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?" She replies "yes, S T R A W". He then shouts "Can you spell the FUC.K in chocolate?! She thinks for a minute in silence then replies "There is no fuc.k in chocolate." He then yells "That's what I've been trying to tell you, THERE IS NO FUC.KIN CHOCOLATE!
Last edited by Krisko; Sep 2, 2011 at 11:21 AM.


