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Old Mar 28, 2012, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Kracka
If you want sex it's easier just to serve her a roofie.
Well, some guys don't have to resort to that.

...just sayin'


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Old Mar 28, 2012, 02:34 PM
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I resort to calling them *****es.
The panties drop I tell you, the panties drop
Old Mar 28, 2012, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by chkmgnt59
I resort to calling them *****es.
The panties drop I tell you, the panties drop
Do you tell them you're ugly before, or after?
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During. I just say "I'm ugly, bi+ch!"
Old Mar 28, 2012, 05:40 PM
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And bambi wonders why I say it so much

And yes, some of us dont need trivial things to impress others. Just me breathing is enough for them. This one chick getting married in the middle of april is taking a leave of absence tomorrow and told me she expects me to come see her half of those days before shes married (Ill keep this rated G and just say she wants to play house). Just breathing guys, just breathing
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OMG. I'm dying.
Old Mar 29, 2012, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Kracka
If you want sex it's easier just to serve her a roofie.
Made my day.

Guys dont forget about serving mini sandwiches (bite size) and gatorade after a climax for a few minutes then round 2. Rinse and repeat. I was very skeptical about the whole food thing but god damn it works wonders.
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Originally Posted by Krisko
And bambi wonders why I say it so much

And yes, some of us dont need trivial things to impress others. Just me breathing is enough for them. This one chick getting married in the middle of april is taking a leave of absence tomorrow and told me she expects me to come see her half of those days before shes married (Ill keep this rated G and just say she wants to play house). Just breathing guys, just breathing
Wow. Not much to brag about there. Good luck in life.
Old Mar 29, 2012, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mt057
Wow. Not much to brag about there. Good luck in life.
Just stating facts. People brag about new and temporary things in their lives. These things are common for meh. Life's amazing, kind sir, if i do say so myself. I pry on eye contact and body language. When you pay attention to these things its easy to tell the differences between normal looks and bedroom eyes. For some reason its harder with stippers.. errr.. professional dancers because they always have bedroom eyes. Drugs and alcohol can do amazing things sometimes. Theres those looks like "oh, he's cute he must be a player" and theres the "Damn he fine, I wish my baby daddy looked like him, shiiiiiiit i bet he make pretty babies too".

WTF is up with this alarmingly large amount of mosquito eaters??? Last 3 springs there were no where near as many as these damned things.

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Krisko....

...are you on drugs?
Old Mar 29, 2012, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Krisko
And bambi wonders why I say it so much

And yes, some of us dont need trivial things to impress others. Just me breathing is enough for them. This one chick getting married in the middle of april is taking a leave of absence tomorrow and told me she expects me to come see her half of those days before shes married (Ill keep this rated G and just say she wants to play house). Just breathing guys, just breathing
Feel sorry for the man she is marrying. If she is willing to cheat now, she will cheat later.
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Originally Posted by Krisko
Just breathing guys, just breathing
Just breathing gets you this....


http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/...es/2009/67.jpg

and...

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/...s/2009/361.jpg

and...

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/.../2009/20_0.jpg

Never this..

http://www.9ori.com/en/media/images/835c215ae1.jpg

nor...this....

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...1A_300_400.jpg

Or course.... if your drunk and on drugs you might settle for this and call it number 657

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/.../2009/18_4.jpg
Old Mar 29, 2012, 11:40 AM
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Incorrect my good man. First, you put up photos of unintelligent white women, which has been explained several times they do not interest me. We are in a new generation and times change every 5-10 years. Being a single guy sometimes adapting is the only option. Doesnt mean i dont maintain a stable personality, just means I embrace change with open arms.

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Old Mar 29, 2012, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Krisko
Incorrect my good man. First, you put up photos of unintelligent white women, which has been explained several times they do not interest me. We are in a new generation and times change every 5-10 years. Being a single guy sometimes adapting is the only option. Doesnt mean i dont maintain a stapke personality, just means I embrace change with open arms.
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