Ryan, we speak ENGLISH on Evom.

 

Dear Ryan,

STFU

Sincerely,

Dan

 

Happy Friday ladies!






Greek Yogurt is nasty!

 

weather is looking good for this weekend. I'm going to try and wash/wax the car. My rear looks like it has diarrhea.

 

I'll wash and wax your car if you change my drivetrain fluids?

 

didn't we do something like this already??

 

^ That was brakes.

 

I seem to recall you b!tching and moaning about all the black stuff that you couldn't get off... and you only did like half the bumper the hood and the fender.

 

Now your just making ish up.. I did only get the front of the car done. If I recall correctly, it was the front bumper, hood and either one or both of the front fenders.. Your car was hammered, you've gotta give me that! I don't know what those guys at the car wash used to get it all off, it worked though.

 

i love how people were driving like there was 6 inches of snow on the ground this morning. people still managed to flip cars out on the backroads by me.

 

no doubt you had the harder of the two jobs, the front end was covered in rubber. I think its actually worse now than before especially when you see the rear. I'm gonna take pics of before and after, its that bad. I'll just take it to the drive-thru car wash on 309 and for $15 they get it clean in like 5min with 10 illegal's.

 

Dear Dan,

Go Eff yourself,

Love

Ryan

Happy friday ladies. accounting systems are down so im sitting here chillin, you guys best not be quiet and keep me entertained!

 

The truth comes out!

 

Ryan Darling,

I'll smack the **** out of you.

Always in my thoughts,

Dan

 

another night of getting ****faced is upon me.