Hey guys, i'm driving down to Portland this saturday and wanted to know if anybody in/near downtown Portland would be willing to let a EvoM member crash on their couch for one night?

I'll be done with a meeting at about 10-11pm and dont want to risk a very sleepy drive back home at that time of the night and am a bit tight on funds to stay at the nearby hotels.

 

For anyone thinking about lending Ryan a hand with this, I think his very own quote sums it up best......"Watch your cornhole bruh."

 

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Stop being a ***** and drive home Ryan. Sheeit!

 

If you are desperate, I'm about 20 miles NE of Portland and even have an air mattress.

 

How can this thread go this long without a Rick James reference?

 

Goodluck! It's only a 2hr drive. I always grab an energy drink and down it when i start to get dazey lol.

 

Ryan, you can always shove an 8-ball worth of coke up your bung. I bet that'd keep you awake for 10 trips to Portland from Bellevue.

 

apparently I got lucky! (no, not with D-Grade.... again)

work trip is cancelled! Woot woot!

 

OMFG W00T BBQ! No coke up the bung and no sexual favors for a place to stay!

Ryan, you were supposed to keep that off the board.

 

Ryan I am a little dissapointed in you I figured you would just go to a bar and find a nice Cougar to take you home. Who knows she may even make you pancakes in the morning.