hahaha! you two need to meet in France and wrestle for the title of "Turbo Tech King"!

 

Pour petrol over yourself and light it. That'd help tremendously.
Or maybe nothing you say is funny.
7.62mm were the bullets referred to on 'Full Metal Jacket'. I thought that you were inferring that 0.357in = 7.62mm. How many times do I have to tell you that I didn't work it out as such. Bang, it was there, that quick.
I don't know, I stopped listening to you some time ago.
And you have never in your life touched a woman. Nor will you ever. You sad little pubescent monkey.
It can be either. Underwear can be plural or singular. Here's an example you'll understand.
Where are my sheep. (Plural)
Where is my sheep. (Singular)
God really **** in the gene pool when you were born. You pose more of a threat to mankind than all the nuclear weapons in the world put together
What error? Talking to a boring sod like you? No I can't explain this. Can your mother explain her error. How she somehow had sex with a gibbon and gave birth to you.
I'm trying to understand you. You showed the **** penetration device, not me.
Hire car.
Well as you should understand by now, I have no interest in talking to you. Go practice your green cross code on the 'ring flat eric.

 

hey, a gibbon is an ape, not even a monkey, so these guys are finally getting along! a lesser ape, yes, but we're taking baby steps here people!

 

Hey docious, could you post that hockey bag through this guy's letterbox when you've finished?

 

i wasnt the one with the hockey bag, i just volunteered to crap in it.

 

Could you volunteer to crap through this guy's letterbox. It'd be funny watching him give the turd a critical breakdown.....

1. You are not from my ****.
2. You are not welcome
3. You are not in the toilet.
4. You smell.
5. You have made a mess.
6. You are ugly.
7. You have a bad hydrodynamic design.
8. You are the wrong calibre for my toilet, how am I supposed to flush you, hmmm?
9. You do not have a full metal jacket.
10. You have never even been to the Nurburgring have you?
11. You're not listening to me, are you?
12. Why do you just sit there? That's dumb insolence.
13. Can I eat you? Hmmm?

 

docious, this isn't really a wrestling match, or any competition as such. I would classify this as a verbal beat down.

Now, Jaffa, little boy, great you spotted another typo!! The IT was supposed to be an IF. Sorry about that. Don't know who's boring either, what would you say, who is more boring, someone who only uses swearwords or someone who plays with his opponent and reads his little mind like he would on a 5-year old?

You are right underwear can be plural or singular, but the verb is ALWAYS singular, you thicko. Could you not go to school? Or did the teachers give up on you? One of these two it has to be...

Also, grammar is written like this.

Finally, you came up with what this is!! I'm giving a turd a critical breakdown, guess who the turd is?? The ten points you mentioned do actually provide part of the description of yourself. Oh my god, you are just beyond stupid!!

I have to give you this, you don't have intelligence, you don't have intellect, you can't write, you don't understand questions, but you have a fighting spirit. Sometimes you can subsitute the lack of intelligence with hard work, but sadly not here...

 

"You pose more of a threat to mankind than all the nuclear weapons in the world put together"

Just spotted this. Thanks for the compliment! I can see you are finally starting to look up to me. Very flattering, thanks a lot!!

 

I asked you to explain your grammatical mistakes you keep on making. Do you understand what I wrote here?

" Can your mother explain her error. How she somehow had sex with a gibbon and gave birth to you."

You forgot a few questionmarks here, but I'll let you get away with it.
O.k., I'll answer your questions, so watch this example and then repeat what I did with my questions to you. Now watch carefully:

1. You read the question.
2. You see if you understood it (this will take long in your case, but don't let that worry you, if you get confused, start again)
3. When you're sure you've completed 2., think of an answer to the question (this will also take long in your case, but hey, that's just you)
4. Then formulate your answer (I think that's where you might fail, but try hard!)

You see, that's how you answer questions.

Here's two practical examples:

Regarding your first sentence:

Could you first say what error you are talking about, then I can answer that question. (Remark: Try to make your questions clear in the future)

Regarding your second sentence:

To my knowledge, my mother never had sex with a gibbon, but I must say, in theory it is possible. Now, how she gave birth to me? Puh, this is getting hard work educating you, you know. I have to admit that I'm too lazy now to explain the whole process to you, so read up in the links provided here: http://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/childbirth/index/

Now, that's how questions are answered. I can't wait for your answers!!

 

Ah, and I didn't want to say this, because it would have made you look too stupid, but you've taken yourself beyond that point. Check how you spelled your location: Carboard Box? Spot the mistake?? Hehehe...

 

A verb is a doing word like jump or run. What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying that the phrase, "Where are my sheep?" is grammatically incorrect?
Yes, so what's your point?
You?
I've figured out how someone as stupid as you can afford a decent car. It's a good job the EvoVI has all that torque. Quite useful for pulling your home around after you.

 

Errr, your density astounds me.

 

Here's my methodology:
1. Realise that the person isn't worth wasting time on.
2. Give a short, sharp, minimal response.
3. Talk to someone who's worth talking to.
What knowledge?
No comment required.
This only explains the birth of a healthy baby.
Good, maybe you'll die soon and not receive them.

 

It's a pun on words. You noticed. Well done! Would you like a lolly little Johnny? My God you're boring.

 

Took you very long to reply, a bit slow, eh? Did you have to work your two braincells too much? The result wasn't very impressive, was it?

What about answering my questions then? You haven't answered any....

About grammar, I give up on you like your teachers, your parents and the people that you know must have done before. I'll explain it one last time, I wasn't refering to your nice sentence about sheep, but as I wrote (if you didn't realise), I was refering to this sentence of yours:

"Where are my underwear"

"Are" is the verb (or "doing word" as you like to call it ). Now is the plural or singular?? It is plural (just believe me on this one), and that is WRONG. In conjunction with the word "underwear" the "doing word" is always singular. Did you understand that? Actually I didn't know inbreeding went on in the UK, that's where you're from, aren't you?

To your information, I'm actually very far from towing my home with my car. Ah, let me explain a few things:

1. You haven't pissed me off in this thread other than when you were telling false information due to your lack of knowledge. So if you're continuing because you have a childish belief that you are actually getting to me or even communicating on the same level, then I suggest that you give up, because you will never achieve any of those to targets, other than if you spread false information like you did. Now I know you did that because of your lack of knowledge and I forgive you for it.

2. Even you will have realised by now that you stand no chance against me in verbal combat, so why don't you bow out at least with a little spec of dignity and respect left, before I completely strip you of it on this board. Are you a masochist? You remind me of the guy in "The Holy Grail" who gets all his limbs chopped off but still wants to fight. Actually I consider you as dead and I have merely been jumping up and down on your stinking body.

3. If you want a pissing match on which one of us has more money, then I have to say I decline because I don't want to humiliate you in that department also.

4. You keep calling me boring, but objectively I think my intelligent replies outshine your blunt ramblings by far. It _could_ be that you don't understand what I write which then makes you think it is boring. I'm sorry that I cannot communicate on your level.

Now if you have understood the three points and still want to continue, please do so via the PM system, that way you don't display your stupidity and ignorance in the public eye, which is better for you.

One more thing, I think this thread should be moved into off-topic, cause it doesn't really have much to do with turbos anymore.