You know you drive an EVO when...
You know you drive an Evo when after stopping my mom off from lunch age has trouble getting out amd says for me to change out my seats (the recaro) and take off that wing I couldn't even see out tjw back window.
You know you drive an Evo when, you get a call from another car manufacture trying to tell you about their memorial day sales and you tell them you just bought a car and they say do you mind if I ask what you bought and you reply an evolution and you just hear a pause and then .....oh, wow that’s a way better car good job 
You know you drive an EVO when a newly established 2011 bmw 335i owner approaches you with confidence. After doing a few pulls for fun, he rolls his window down at the stop light and says "I just paid $65,000.00 for this thing and i cant even keep up - That thing is a torque monster!". I lol'd and said shoulda bought an evo..
All friendly of course, we complimented each others cars and set out on our ways.
All friendly of course, we complimented each others cars and set out on our ways.
When after having an accident and have to drive a corola from the car loaner you want to cry each morning when you get out of your house and realize you wont drive your car, and do the same thing when your work day is over.
When you constantly walk by the windows in your house just to look at it sitting in your driveway
When your gf threatens to break up with you because you spend more time paying attention to your evo then her and it doesn't bother you 1 bit!!!
When your gf threatens to break up with you because you spend more time paying attention to your evo then her and it doesn't bother you 1 bit!!!
..your wallet, keys, phone, change are all in your front pockets on quick errands cuz of those seats....
..you explain that its not a Mazda and give up quickly (not worth the time) to a group of people asking questions about your debadged EvoX in the work parking garage.
..Dodge Charger SRTs burying their headlights so as to say let's play and wave them around...
..you explain that its not a Mazda and give up quickly (not worth the time) to a group of people asking questions about your debadged EvoX in the work parking garage.
..Dodge Charger SRTs burying their headlights so as to say let's play and wave them around...
You know you drive an Evo when...
- You park miles away so you don't get any door dings
- You check constantly check on your car to make sure it's okay
- Take a 10 minute break at work to look at your car
- Take a lunch at work just to drive your car
- You get stares
- People ask why you dropped your car if it scratches everywhere
- Reply with "Because Racecar" when people ask you questions about your car
You know you drive an Evo when turning around involves using greater than or equal to a whole parking lot...
And when you walk into a store, people chase after you and tell you that you left your car running.
And when you walk into a store, people chase after you and tell you that you left your car running.



Thank god no one drives my car, so my seat is good as new still.