Philadelphia's Classiest Drunkards
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I also like to yell at my kids a lot in the morning like a Marine Corps drill instructor. I open the door hard, flick the lights on and start yelling "GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY KNOW NOTHING WASTES OF FLESH! I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO SLEEP! MOVE MOVE MOVE!" and so on. They love it. The tears of joy I see every morning fuel me through my day.
Sad to hear the news of your friend's passing Jeff.
Speaking of motivation, I like to think of this one quote:
"Winners are not those who never fail, but those who never quit"
Not sure if I need to act out the entire cyborg from the future scene to get motivated to kick some ***, but I could see where that might apply. Like at the Post Office when I'm standing in a long line trying to mail something. Because seriously if you are not ready don't get in f'n line and hold up the rest of us. I don't have time for that sh.t, that's probably the only time a weapon of any sort besides my fists could get some heavy use. I'm not a violent person either.
Speaking of motivation, I like to think of this one quote:
"Winners are not those who never fail, but those who never quit"
Not sure if I need to act out the entire cyborg from the future scene to get motivated to kick some ***, but I could see where that might apply. Like at the Post Office when I'm standing in a long line trying to mail something. Because seriously if you are not ready don't get in f'n line and hold up the rest of us. I don't have time for that sh.t, that's probably the only time a weapon of any sort besides my fists could get some heavy use. I'm not a violent person either.
Sad to hear the news of your friend's passing Jeff.
Speaking of motivation, I like to think of this one quote:
"Winners are not those who never fail, but those who never quit"
Not sure if I need to act out the entire cyborg from the future scene to get motivated to kick some ***, but I could see where that might apply. Like at the Post Office when I'm standing in a long line trying to mail something. Because seriously if you are not ready don't get in f'n line and hold up the rest of us. I don't have time for that sh.t, that's probably the only time a weapon of any sort besides my fists could get some heavy use. I'm not a violent person either.
Speaking of motivation, I like to think of this one quote:
"Winners are not those who never fail, but those who never quit"
Not sure if I need to act out the entire cyborg from the future scene to get motivated to kick some ***, but I could see where that might apply. Like at the Post Office when I'm standing in a long line trying to mail something. Because seriously if you are not ready don't get in f'n line and hold up the rest of us. I don't have time for that sh.t, that's probably the only time a weapon of any sort besides my fists could get some heavy use. I'm not a violent person either.
Davids for the money cannot be beat but their customers are going to ****. Everytime I go it gets worse and worse. I was there this past Saturday and a table of four just left without paying for their check.
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We usually go later in the evening. I haven't seen anyone walk out without paying their check and I've been going there forever.
Gonna check out chifa tomorrow with my girl. Last of the Garces joints I have yet to check out so we'll see whats what.
