Philadelphia's Classiest Drunkards
BEcasue you became a homeowner in a suburban neighborhood, that you considerto far from the city to make the drive worthy?
That ring didn't stop you from banging that hooker we picked up from Kensington and Somerset. I was afraid to say anything at the time, but you can get a little psychotic after going through a gram of blow. That ***** had a fear of death in her eyes.


