you may want to start taking Midol

 

Were you the big spoon or little spoon?

 

both. it is really hard to do that. i learned it in a mexican prison. i am not gay just resourceful.

 

I'm sure the wife appreciates it!

 

i used to hang out with this guy that whenever around flamboyant gay people he would say loudly "so i was banging this dude up the *** last night and when he turned around to kiss me, i hit and said "i'm not gay.""

 

Odd, the word *** isn't asterisked!

 

Its only gay if you look...

 

it's only gay if you call the guy.

 

Is it ghey if you look for the guy on facebook?...lol

 

very gay

 

 

Please tell me you don't facebook Chu?

 

"Hey man, do you go by a different name on facebook?"

I facebook! What's wrong with it? How did you think Dan found my contact?

 

I facebook

 

im facebooking right now