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Old Jun 12, 2005 | 11:04 AM
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me like
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 04:47 PM
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And me. Shiv, are you going to write some sort of tutorial for those who will not be at a dyno day any time soon?
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 05:19 PM
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Any classes in the works for us the LOCAL Exede users???
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 07:04 PM
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i think a DVD would be awesome...then if you forgot something or whatever, you could watch the DVD again...

then shiv wouldnt have to travel all around teaching...he could just do it once and sell it
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 08:37 PM
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^^^^^^^^^ second that
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 10:49 PM
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^ that's a great idea.
Old Jun 12, 2005 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by dude
Actually, I propose you call it Special High Intensity Tuning, or S.H.I.T. for short. I figure you guys give your customers more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

Al's customers are still in the Developmental Engineering Equipment Program (DEEPSH!T) and if they don't like it are forced to undergo the Enhanced Attitude Training (EATSH!T).

Since Shiv, Dave, Dustin and Co. are already proficient in ****, they don't have to do **** anymore as they are full of **** already.

If you are full of ****, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (BULLSH!T) Those who are full of BULLSH!T will get the **** jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (DIPSH!T).

If you have further questions, please direct them to Shiv, the Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Tuning (HOTSH!T)
I thought I was funny. Dude that post rocked.LOL
Old Jun 13, 2005 | 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by EVOtagger
i think a DVD would be awesome...then if you forgot something or whatever, you could watch the DVD again...

then shiv wouldnt have to travel all around teaching...he could just do it once and sell it
Awesome idea! I can't wait to get my hands on S.M.A.R.T.
Old Jun 13, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by puckadog
get smart! can we get agent 99 too??
Personally I prefer to get S.T.O.O.P.I.D (Self-Tuning Overtly Obvious Performance Increasing Device).



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Old Jun 13, 2005 | 09:26 AM
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So Shiv,

Are you going to switch the whole name to "SMART XEDE" or just have a "SMART" upgrade for the regular XEDE.

Terry S (still thinks it should be spelled XEED)
Old Jun 13, 2005 | 03:37 PM
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finally got through this long a$$ post! Like eveyone else I say TOTALLY AWESOME!! (And some funny **** along the way). So, I'll be signing up along with everyone else for the upgrade. Just remember Shiv, have an "easy" option so stupid tuner-illiterate people like me can upgrade and benefit from SMART.
You ROCK!
Old Jun 14, 2005 | 04:52 PM
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Shiv- Please update
Old Jun 14, 2005 | 08:34 PM
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Ok..this thread is way too long...i started skipping around...Can someone please clarify..

Can this be used for a flash or is it for xede only?
Old Jun 14, 2005 | 08:40 PM
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are you serious????
Old Jun 14, 2005 | 08:55 PM
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