The beep actually serves a purpose. The first press will lock the car, but the second press insures the car is closed up. If you have a door open it won't beep.

I dont have an evo yet but i still like to read this thread

...When every car enthusiast that rides in your car wants to take your seats.

LOL, very true

You know you drive an Evo when... You get excited when you see those triangle signs for a sharp turn

You know you drive an Evo when you specifically take the long way to work that involves a long twisty freeway on ramp... every morning.

You know you drive an Evo, when you know it is a POS and Mitsu sucks as a company, yet it is just too much fun to drive to give up.

Seriously amazing car, just the quality and company behind it are some of the worst in the industry.

LMAO!! if thats not an oxymoron then idk what is....

This!

You know you drive an Evo when...

You take your car to the dealer (for an inspection) for the first time in a few years, walk out back to the service bays to say hey to the techs, and hear this:

"This is the nicest Evo we've had in the shop. We get a lot of Evos here. Never like this one. For what these cars cost, I can't believe what people do to them."

True story. Happened this past Monday. This was said by a master tech, ~4 years on the job at this dealer. Sad, really.

You know you drive an Evo when, you get a call from another car manufacture trying to tell you about their memorial day sales and you tell them you just bought a car and they say do you mind if I ask what you bought and you reply an evolution and you just hear a pause and then .....oh, wow that’s a way better car good job

You know you drive an EVO when you leave another dealership ( dodge picking up a part for my little bros charger) and you hear the parts guys standing out side and the mechanics say dame that ride is sick sounds like a beast. **** son that ride is clean. That's a badass ride wish I had me one. Lol I love my EVO.

When you go for coffee with a couple buddies, one in a Porsche and the other in a BMW M3, park all three cars in a line, and then see the Civic fanbois on the other side of the parking lot staring at you for 5 minutes, and then they leave. Shortly afterwards, you notice that the people in the drive thru lineup are staring at you. All of them.

When your girlfriend buys 2 round glass candle holders and says I don't know how round they are,I reply that's easy one is 3" and the other is 4" thinking those are the same diameter of my ego exhaust. When the passenger side oh **** handle is constantly pulled down.

well I didn't have time to read through the entire thread so this may already exist, but...

You know you drive and EVO when you have to slam on the brakes when you merge onto the highway.