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For all you NASCAR fans
JEFF GORDON FIRES PIT CREW
> >
> > AP Wire- Raleigh , NC
> >
> > Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
> > This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
> > President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to
> > hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed
> > youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
> > seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
> > only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
> >
> > It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
> > team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
> >
> > However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
> >
> > At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
> > crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
> > seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
> > sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed,
> > and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
JEFF GORDON FIRES PIT CREW
> >
> > AP Wire- Raleigh , NC
> >
> > Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
> > This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
> > President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to
> > hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed
> > youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
> > seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
> > only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
> >
> > It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
> > team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
> >
> > However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
> >
> > At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
> > crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
> > seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
> > sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed,
> > and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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i saw the chick's neck in that picture but wanted to be sure i wasn't the one with the problem.
i told robert that that advertising method would have me avoiding that place out of fear of having a vagina grafted to my neck.
i told robert that that advertising method would have me avoiding that place out of fear of having a vagina grafted to my neck.
