James, take every measure possible to avoid the pink sock!

 

I raped and murdered a bum once

 

^ sounds like fun.

I'm bored. anyone except kenny want to have a nice technical discussion on the topic of hookers and serial killers?

 

one time a stripper was giving me a lapdance with her undies off, so I really had to drop a deuce so I pushed her into the seat I was seating and pulled my pants down and pressed my *** cheeks against her vag and started furiously ****ting diarrhea right in her vag.

feels good man

 

Sure.

I hate how hookers have to be all defensive and not kiss while your strangle f-cling them. Thats been on my mind a lot lately.

Also i hate when I jam a baggy of coke under my tongue during a police search and my tongue gets all numb and I start slurring my words.

 

Interesting. I've never had the desire to kiss them before I end their life, I prefer to show my affection afterwards when they are in their 'peaceful' state. something about the fact that I made them feel all better makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

what is your favorate method of disposal? I prefer to use a shallow grave on public beaches and or the occasional dumpster if I'm feeling lazy.

 

I like to drink their blood because it makes me feel powerful. Then I usually take pictures with them in different poses. Most of them get cut up and stored with my spare tire until the smell gets bad. After that it's time for princesses and I to take our separate paths. I can't talk about the rest.

 

here are some pics of the 1st heat:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamesma...7626486773458/

james, is this your evo:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamesma...57626486773458

tires look wide as hell!

 

There are some decent pictures of tim and I driving!

 

yeah thats my car ROFL

 

yeah nice shot of the advan tuckin!

 

afraid you'll learn something?

bummer, my pictures always look like I'm hard parking. Why does ben get a sweet tripoding action shot and I get one going straight, with the closest cone 10 feet away?!!?!

 

anybody want to sell me a cheap fax machine? seriously

 

drive car dated 2007

live in a house dated 1996

 

Leave the homeless alone, they have enough problems already.

A pilot at Brandywine writes novels in Aruba. His first book was based in an Aruban Red Light District. We spend a good two hours talking ******/strippers the other day. Good times

I believe that that is called space docking. That is a very difficult thing to pull off, so my hat is off to you sir.

Do you put them in a advantageous position before rigormortis sets in, or do you prefer a challenge?