Philadelphia's Classiest Drunkards
Man do i have a story for you guys. And no..this is no april fools. So im chillen in my room with my buddy when i hear this bang outside. Figuring someone is smashing the mailbox i look out to see a car at the end of my driveway ****ing up ****. They were knocking over full trashcans.....yeah not cool it was a mess. So we sprint out of the house and jump in the evo and chase after them. Luckily they had stopped at my neighbors house to cause more havoc. Well they see us and take off. Now this is a old expedition packed with about 7 17yr old kids. We follow them up into aston when we hit a red light. My friend proceeds to grab a 9 iron from my trunk. At this point they see my friend open the trunk and get scared ****less and run the red light and take off. So we follow only to stop next to them at another red light. My friend jumps out with a golf club ( we had no intentions of doing any damage, it was just for the intimidation factor). So he starts screaming at them, meanwhile my window is down and i am yelling at them. The driver was a highschool girl and was freaking out
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
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Man do i have a story for you guys. And no..this is no april fools. So im chillen in my room with my buddy when i hear this bang outside. Figuring someone is smashing the mailbox i look out to see a car at the end of my driveway ****ing up ****. They were knocking over full trashcans.....yeah not cool it was a mess. So we sprint out of the house and jump in the evo and chase after them. Luckily they had stopped at my neighbors house to cause more havoc. Well they see us and take off. Now this is a old expedition packed with about 7 17yr old kids. We follow them up into aston when we hit a red light. My friend proceeds to grab a 9 iron from my trunk. At this point they see my friend open the trunk and get scared ****less and run the red light and take off. So we follow only to stop next to them at another red light. My friend jumps out with a golf club ( we had no intentions of doing any damage, it was just for the intimidation factor). So he starts screaming at them, meanwhile my window is down and i am yelling at them. The driver was a highschool girl and was freaking out
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
