Philadelphia's Classiest Drunkards
Man do i have a story for you guys. And no..this is no april fools. So im chillen in my room with my buddy when i hear this bang outside. Figuring someone is smashing the mailbox i look out to see a car at the end of my driveway ****ing up ****. They were knocking over full trashcans.....yeah not cool it was a mess. So we sprint out of the house and jump in the evo and chase after them. Luckily they had stopped at my neighbors house to cause more havoc. Well they see us and take off. Now this is a old expedition packed with about 7 17yr old kids. We follow them up into aston when we hit a red light. My friend proceeds to grab a 9 iron from my trunk. At this point they see my friend open the trunk and get scared ****less and run the red light and take off. So we follow only to stop next to them at another red light. My friend jumps out with a golf club ( we had no intentions of doing any damage, it was just for the intimidation factor). So he starts screaming at them, meanwhile my window is down and i am yelling at them. The driver was a highschool girl and was freaking out
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
Driver: "we're so sorry"
Friend: "yeah well you made a ****ing mess in our driveway"
Driver: "please stop following us!"
Friend: "you can get your asses back to my house and pick up the damn trash"
Driver: "ok we will, just stop following us!!!"
Friend: "oh i'm going to follow you back to the house to make sure you pick that **** up"
during all of this in the middle of an intersection, friend in the street with a golf club yelling, a cop drives through the intersection we are in. I beep to try and get his attention by he just drives on by. Anyway, we follow them back to my house and watch them pick up the trash.
wow. and i haven't even had a beer yet.
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Last edited by robertg; Apr 2, 2010 at 05:54 AM.
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Dane, that's quite an event. I'm sure were all stealth with your exhaust.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
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Dane, that's quite an event. I'm sure were all stealth with your exhaust.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
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Lol @Dan. Good **** and very true. When I was iny early 20's it wouldnt have ended until someone was unconscious and now Im more likely to yell but never leave the porch. I blame lawyers and my wife for my pussification.
Dane, that's quite an event. I'm sure were all stealth with your exhaust.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
Seriously though I will tell you how you will handle this if it happens 10 years from now. You'll be inside with your wife when and friend when you hear noise outside. You come to find a bunch of high school kids knocking over your trash cans. You go outside and they speed off. You clean up the mess and go back in to have a beer and sex with your wife since your friend left because his wife needed help with the baby.
Oh how things change.
Usually i dont care as its not really that big of a deal, but since i actually saw the stuff go down....ehh why not have a little bit of fun with it and scare them a little bit.
I started working on my timing belt last night until i was intoxicated , and i must say its beer pretty easy so far. tonight i just have to put the belts on and button everything back up. thought id share lol
Ended up meeting with 1 out of the 2 guys i was suppose to meet with to sell parts tonight. Wish i would have went to e-town though, such a nice night out.
Shocked how quiet its been in here today but i guess the nice weather combined with a friday will do it.
Shocked how quiet its been in here today but i guess the nice weather combined with a friday will do it.
Just want to thank Ben for recommending Teresa's Next Door in Wayne. Finished up this day by hanging out there since E-town was a bust. Had some Firkin, Chimay, Pils, and Triple. Really nice spot. People were packing that place, especially the outdoor tables.
Last edited by robertg; Apr 2, 2010 at 07:30 PM.
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