Test drove some cars today for my wife. We're gonna get her a jaaaaaaag. It makes me laugh, but the XF is a really nice car.

 

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Iphone was made for those with an IQ lower than 5, facebook ****** or people who are too much of a ***** to talk on the phone and prefer to text there conversations, for example:

"Ay gurl wus gud wit u"

"Chillin n u"

"das wus up so wut chu doin 2nite"

"nuthin how bout u"

"aw im chillin im jes c'ing wut chu up 2"

"nuthin"

**** this world and what its become.

 

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Devices like these are why we are in a recession. People prefer to go outside of there uncompleted phone contracts to get the new Iphones that come out every year and spend the whole $400-600 cost of the phone from their $400-700 pay checks all while filling up their shelves with BlueRay movies as if Netflix doesn't exist and... I could go on forever.

Oh yeah, 80% of america doesn't deserve to own a home.

 

but da gubment was said I deserve a home all my own

 

I've had both, and prefer the iPhone, especially this newest one.

 

Naaah. The weird text speak started with the T9 text entry phones. Because the tweens couldn't be bothered to hit the button the number of times necessary to make actual words.

 

lmao. That would be very nice but I am used to not getting presents at all so not having a girl like that doesnt bother me. As long as she gives "surprises" in "another" way I am set haha.

 

My contract was up. I got the upgrade price -- $199.

 

I heard a rumor about those cars -- not sure if it's true or not as I've never owned one. Supposedly they are a pain in the *** to maintain because to even get at the brakes to change them, you have to practically take the whole car apart, or at least the wheel/axle area.

 

Lol no this statement wasnt directed at you. Its a general statement at why america sucks so hard. I love how some of my clients want modifications on there mortgages because they are going through tough times due to the ecomony but when i check their bank statements i see $600 spent at victorias secret or $1200 on plane tickets.

"Sorry i missed your call mr krisko we just got back from my fathers funeral in michigan"

"Oh well it says here in on your bank statements you were in aruba"

"Well my daughter was having her honeymoon"

"Having her honeymoon during her grandfathers funeral huh. ORLY"

When you question them, they studder so hard its not even funny.

 

That must be a uniquely annoying job to have. And I agree, during the times of WWII, it was said that it's the people that make this country great. These days, it's the people that drag it down. There are too many scrubs who want something for nothing and want the government to provide everything so they don't have to lift a finger.

 

This is what i picked up from my job as to why america is in its condition:

1. Homeowners set overtime as a secured monthly income. Once they loss overtime all hell breaks loose.

2. Retiring without a 401K or one you took out several personal loans on to do impulse spending.

3. People going on disability, loving that free government money no matter how much less it is, then trying to find ways to keep on it for as long as possible.

4. Getting a loan through Bank of America. Just don't so it. Seriously. They may be awesome when you're current, but if you fall on tough times, you're their *****. Forever. If you don't want to be, foreclosure is the only other route. GLWS

5. People listening to others. "Stop making your payments. The banks will mod your loan for sure". I dare any of you to believe that.

6. Divorce. If you didnt like her to begin with, wtf did you marry her to begin with? The end of the world isnt at the end of your street, there's plenty of fish in the sea to find a soulmate, scrub.

Thats in level of importance. Theres tons more, but i see these all day from customers in my portfolio.

 

you could just sum them all up by saying: Common sense is a god damn super power and not every body has it...

 

How do you like it so far? I love mine best phone I have ever had. So much better than Android. Just the fact that its not made from plastic that breaks dozens of times.